Well in that case, vames lets rally everyone and send out hate mail!
You guys pick one, print and hand out at your convienence.
"Dear Owner of 80 lb dog that pisses on my bike,
Enclosed you will find $80 dollars to humanely euthanize your dog. Make use you waste of space. Thank you, goodnight."
"Dear Neighbor with the 80 lb dog,
Please take this treat as a gift. It is peanut butter flavored with a bacon center for extra yumminess. I am an inventor of dog treats and I think your dog is beautiful and I would like to use him in my commercial. While you were busy reading this, your dog has just injested a high dose of rat poison. Thank you for preventing your dog from being a further nuissance. Goodnight."