I've jumped.
Thrown lots of them outa Airplanes.
They do have the best party's.....
Funny story.....One of my first days flying the jump plane....last jump of the day was into a guys backyard. For the party to begin...naturally.
Last guy out...Enrique... hands me the keys to his Saab 90 convertible...and a big wad of cash.
A little stunned I say.."whats this for?"....He looks at me like I'm the dumbest Pilot alive...which I probably was...and Says "go get the Beer"
So...being the dumbest pilot alive...I look at him..and ask..."what kind and how much?"
He rolls his eyes and says "COLD and till you run outa money". Then jumps.
I found the party before they ran outa beer thank god.......