Author Topic: A man on a beach (Read 1847 times)

cb750k7 · « **on:** April 20, 2009, 08:31:16 PM »

Man on Beach

A man was sitting on a beach and he had no arms and no legs. Three women walking past felt sorry for the poor man. The first woman said "Have you ever had a hug?"

The bloke said "No", so she gave him a hug and walked away.

Then the second woman said, "Have you ever had a kiss?" The bloke said "No", so she gave him a kiss and walked away.

Then the third woman came up to him and said "Have you ever been f****d?"

The bloke said "No"

"Well, you will be when the tide comes in!"

mystic_1 · « **Reply #1 on:** April 21, 2009, 04:52:00 AM »

When the tide comes in, his name will be Bob.

mystic_1

mrbreeze · « **Reply #2 on:** April 21, 2009, 10:12:43 AM »

Quote from: mystic_1 on April 21, 2009, 04:52:00 AM

When the tide comes in, his name will be Bob.

mystic_1

If he were on water skis...it would be Skip!!!......or.......in a hole (Phil)........or on the wall(Art).

heffay · « **Reply #3 on:** April 21, 2009, 10:22:04 AM »

but right now... his name is sandy

better than sue, i guess.

333 · « **Reply #4 on:** April 21, 2009, 07:07:38 PM »

By the front door- Matt

MVM · « **Reply #5 on:** April 21, 2009, 09:03:12 PM »

In a pile of leaves, Russell.

mrbreeze · « **Reply #6 on:** April 21, 2009, 09:28:05 PM »

Quote from: 333 on April 21, 2009, 07:07:38 PM

By the front door- Matt

Forgot that one

Retro Rocket · « **Reply #7 on:** April 22, 2009, 04:30:07 AM »

Side of a mountain-- Cliff......

Mick

Gordon · « **Reply #8 on:** April 22, 2009, 08:10:50 AM »

In a ditch... Phil

In a hot tub... Stu

On a grill... Frank

sangyo soichiro · « **Reply #9 on:** April 22, 2009, 02:29:28 PM »

If he hasn't shaved in a while (how could he, no arms!), his name might be Harry.

Steve F · « **Reply #10 on:** April 22, 2009, 02:42:13 PM »

Sitting in the hot sun.....Wilt

sangyo soichiro · « **Reply #11 on:** April 22, 2009, 02:51:17 PM »

If he could somehow shoot a gun (remember, he got no arms!), his name might be Colt or Sig.

winnipeg550guy · « **Reply #12 on:** May 01, 2009, 06:44:27 AM »

If he was a Bull fighter --- Gord

heffay · « **Reply #13 on:** May 01, 2009, 08:15:41 AM »

if he tried to make dumb little quips like we all do... Josh

MJL · « **Reply #14 on:** May 01, 2009, 09:47:04 AM »

Sitting outside my back door - Patty O'Furniture

mcuozzo · « **Reply #15 on:** May 03, 2009, 07:47:02 PM »

Him and his twin brother by a window - Curt 'n Rod

mrbreeze · « **Reply #16 on:** May 03, 2009, 07:55:28 PM »

Quote from: mcuozzo on May 03, 2009, 07:47:02 PM

Him and his twin brother by a window - Curt 'n Rod

Yer F@#@#N' killin' me!!!!!!!!

.......I heard this thing like back in the 70's and I'll be damned if people don't keep adding to it......carry on.

rpyles · « **Reply #17 on:** May 05, 2009, 06:28:11 PM »

Floating on the waves ... Bob

Geeto67 · « **Reply #18 on:** May 07, 2009, 03:08:58 PM »

what do you call a dog with no hind legs and metal testicles?

Sparky.

thrownchain · « **Reply #19 on:** May 08, 2009, 08:21:48 AM »

What do you call a dog with no legs???

Doesn't matter, he won't come anyway...

News:

Author Topic: A man on a beach (Read 1847 times)