A woman walks into a party, looking for someone to talk to.
She sees a man standing alone, and goes over to him.
"Hi" she says.
"Hello. What's your name?" he says.
"Carmen."
"That's pretty."
"I chose it myself, after my 2 favorite things in life, cars and men. Hence Carmen. What's your name?" she asks.
And he says "My name is B.J. Titsandgolf."
