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Offline Einyodeler

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Son of a ??????????????
« on: October 31, 2005, 07:34:45 AM »
Two tall trees , a birch and a beech , are growing in the woods.

A small tree begins to grow between them.

The beech says to the birch:

"Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch ?"

The birch says it can`t tell.

Just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling.The birch says:

"Woodpecker , you are a tree expert. Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch ?"

The woodpecker takes a small taste of the sapling and replies:

"It is neither a son of a beech or a son of a birch. It is  , however , the best piece of ash I have ever put my pecker in !"
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Offline Bob Wessner

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Re: Son of a ??????????????
« Reply #1 on: October 31, 2005, 08:07:54 AM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Son of a ??????????????
« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2005, 08:30:03 AM »
Ok now that is just bad! Shame on you! ;D

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Re: Son of a ??????????????
« Reply #3 on: November 01, 2005, 06:37:32 AM »
 ??? How can a bird talk to a tree? Even more confusing, how did the tree talk to the bird? I dunno, theres something not right here..
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Re: Son of a ??????????????
« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2005, 07:29:50 PM »
Enough ash Harry, and you can talk to the devil himself.  ;D
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