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« on: May 13, 2009, 06:07:18 PM »
get the swine flu and lose 15 1/2 pounds between monday and wedensday! this is the first time i have been upright for more time than it takes to throw up or crap all over myself. not the most pleasant way to lose  weight but it sure as #$%* was effective. waiting to hear from ilbikes now hoping he didnt get sick after i was there last week.
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Re: fuzzybutts quick weight loss plan
« Reply #1 on: May 13, 2009, 06:11:52 PM »
Holy cow!  Was it really the swine flu, or was it something else, or are you not sure? 

Just curious. 

Anyway, 15.5 lbs is a lot of weight.  Hope you're feeling better.
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Re: fuzzybutts quick weight loss plan
« Reply #2 on: May 13, 2009, 06:22:23 PM »
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« Reply #3 on: May 13, 2009, 06:24:19 PM »
the blood work showed it was swine flu, got the call about it this evening. blood was taken monday
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Re: fuzzybutts quick weight loss plan
« Reply #4 on: May 13, 2009, 06:25:12 PM »
Quote from: mlinder on May 13, 2009, 06:22:23 PM
Mark Linders Weight Loss Plan© is far superior.

Following Mark Linders Weight Loss Plan©, you can lose 40 pounds in one month!

All it takes is a simple, easy and fun motorcycle crash! We'll make sure you hit your head hard enough that you fall into a coma for at least a month, and we'll keep the nurses from feeding you for the final week of that coma!

It's effective, and affordable! Depending on your other injuries, it can cost as little as one million US dollars! What a Bargain! But that's not all! Call now and receive two weeks of clonidine overdose, and a reduced price on stomach feeding tube placement!

Sign up now for this easy and effective weight loss plan!

i lost something like 25 pounds while hospitalized when my neck was broken. thats the bad way to do it
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Re: fuzzybutts quick weight loss plan
« Reply #5 on: May 13, 2009, 06:29:57 PM »
Quote from: fuzzybutt on May 13, 2009, 06:24:19 PM
the blood work showed it was swine flu, got the call about it this evening. blood was taken monday

I'd say you've got some braggin' rights my friend.  I've only gotten sick by unfamous flus.  Good thing you got over it.  And if it turns out anything like the 1918 flu, you'll be glad you already had it.  You're now immune from this strain for the rest of your life.
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« Reply #6 on: May 13, 2009, 06:43:10 PM »
theve been saying that the people here in the states that are getting sick arent as sick as the folks in mexico that died. yesterday, when i was halucinating from the high fever i wasnt afraid i was gonna die, i was afraid i wasnt gonna die. basically it feels like i fell off a horse and it danced on me.
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« Reply #7 on: May 13, 2009, 06:49:00 PM »
I don't doubt that it sucks.  Getting sick, in general, really sucks.

I'm curious, how would you compare this one to the other times you've been sick?  Was this one a lot worse?
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« Reply #8 on: May 13, 2009, 06:52:06 PM »
this was the sickest the flu has ever made me. i went through 4 changes of clothes a day, not from hurling on them but from the sweat that was pouring off of me. i threw up so had i think i might have cracked a rib.
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Re: fuzzybutts quick weight loss plan
« Reply #9 on: May 13, 2009, 06:58:36 PM »
Even though very few people are dying from it in the U.S., from what you say, it sounds like this flu is no laughing matter.  Yikes!

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« Reply #10 on: May 13, 2009, 07:06:43 PM »
Are theyre many cases up in Cola? Weve had one here in Beaufort Cty. and it was from an aiirman at Parris Island MCAS that just returned from CA.
" i was afraid i wasnt gonna die."
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« Reply #11 on: May 13, 2009, 07:24:28 PM »
there were quite a few at a local school, i dont remember which one though. i'm really not at all sure how i could have gotten it, who i would have come into contact with.
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Re: fuzzybutts quick weight loss plan
« Reply #12 on: May 13, 2009, 07:38:12 PM »
Have you ever had your appendix explode while you were in the US Navy stationed on an aircraft carrier 300 miles off the coast of San Diego???? I did and I don't recommend it to anyone!!!!!!
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« Reply #13 on: May 13, 2009, 08:00:33 PM »
Glad you are on the mend Fuzzy.
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Re: fuzzybutts quick weight loss plan
« Reply #14 on: May 13, 2009, 08:48:20 PM »
Fuzz is too tough to die via flu or broken neck.

It'll take a grizzley bear mauling him, even then, it might even be a bad day for that bear...
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Re: fuzzybutts quick weight loss plan
« Reply #15 on: May 13, 2009, 08:50:05 PM »
Quote from: Caaveman82 on May 13, 2009, 08:48:20 PM
Fuzz is too tough to die via flu or broken neck.

It'll take a grizzley bear mauling him, even then, it might even be a bad day for that bear...

What are you talking about?  He IS a grizzly bear! ;D ;D
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« Reply #16 on: May 13, 2009, 08:53:50 PM »
Trueness.
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Re: fuzzybutts quick weight loss plan
« Reply #17 on: May 13, 2009, 09:45:45 PM »
didn't you just get over the regular flu like a month ago? hang in there bud
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Re: fuzzybutts quick weight loss plan
« Reply #18 on: May 13, 2009, 10:03:47 PM »
Poor fuzzy...

Blown bike and now the flu.

Whats with your Karma?

Sacrifice a chicken or something
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Re: fuzzybutts quick weight loss plan
« Reply #19 on: May 13, 2009, 10:27:12 PM »
Dammit Fuzz, something good's bound to happen soon. Thats all thats left. Keep hangin' in.
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Re: fuzzybutts quick weight loss plan
« Reply #20 on: May 14, 2009, 03:01:23 AM »
Hey Fuzz I guess they can't tell you "that you're full of #$%*" for at least a while eh.
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Re: fuzzybutts quick weight loss plan
« Reply #21 on: May 14, 2009, 04:52:14 AM »
what the hell are you doing in bed over a little fever ;D ;D ;D
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« Reply #22 on: May 14, 2009, 10:33:06 AM »
I'm with Tramp on this one...

Operating machinery while hallucinating just makes the experience more interesting!

Not that I've ever done anything like that before...  ::)
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« Reply #23 on: May 14, 2009, 12:56:02 PM »
i had this cut on my finger once. that hurt.  :'(







seriously fuzz, i'm just glad ya got that tough tartan blood in ya!
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Re: fuzzybutts quick weight loss plan
« Reply #24 on: May 14, 2009, 01:07:47 PM »
Quote from: Ecosse on May 14, 2009, 12:56:02 PM
i had this cut on my finger once. that hurt.  :'(







seriously fuzz, i'm just glad ya got that tough tartan blood in ya!

Wow I didn't take you for such a wuss.  ;D

I am pretty sure Fuzzy comes from like the 7th circle of hell so, flu's are like his next of kin. Have you met his brother?



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