Author Topic: Ever heard of dynabeads? (Read 45033 times)

Duke McDukiedook · « **Reply #450 on:** September 17, 2009, 09:48:37 AM »

Stick please.

MickeyX · « **Reply #451 on:** September 17, 2009, 10:10:43 AM »

Frankenkit · « **Reply #452 on:** September 17, 2009, 10:13:32 AM »

MickeyX · « **Reply #453 on:** September 17, 2009, 10:15:44 AM »

Frankenkit · « **Reply #454 on:** September 17, 2009, 10:16:03 AM »

MickeyX · « **Reply #455 on:** September 17, 2009, 10:16:20 AM »

Frankenkit · « **Reply #456 on:** September 17, 2009, 10:17:06 AM »

MickeyX · « **Reply #457 on:** September 17, 2009, 10:17:23 AM »

Frankenkit · « **Reply #458 on:** September 17, 2009, 10:18:01 AM »

GET'IM, MR. BAT!!!!

MickeyX · « **Reply #459 on:** September 17, 2009, 10:20:49 AM »

Frankenkit · « **Reply #460 on:** September 17, 2009, 10:21:13 AM »

MickeyX · « **Reply #461 on:** September 17, 2009, 10:22:09 AM »

Frankenkit · « **Reply #462 on:** September 17, 2009, 10:23:39 AM »

MickeyX · « **Reply #463 on:** September 17, 2009, 10:23:55 AM »

Frankenkit · « **Reply #464 on:** September 17, 2009, 10:28:19 AM »

in tune with Penny-Arcade:

MickeyX · « **Reply #465 on:** September 17, 2009, 10:32:52 AM »

Young Chuck moved to Montana and bought a horse from a farmer for $100.00. The farmer agreed to deliver the horse the next day. The next Day he drove up and said, "Sorry, Son, but I have some bad news, The horse died."

Chuck replied, "Well, then just give me my money back."

The farmer said, "Can't do that. I went and spent it already."

Chuck said, "Ok, then, just bring me the dead horse."

The farmer asked, "What ya gonna do with him?"

Chuck said, "I'm going to raffle him off."

The farmer said, "You can't raffle off a dead horse!"

Chuck said, "Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anybody he's dead."

A month later, the farmer met up with Chuck and asked, "What happened With that dead horse?"

Chuck said, "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at two dollars a Piece and made a net profit of $898.00."

The farmer said, "Didn't anyone complain?"

Chuck said, "Just the guy who won. So I gave him his two dollars back."

Chuck grew up and now works for the government.

Frankenkit · « **Reply #466 on:** September 17, 2009, 10:38:19 AM »

Old tribal wisdom says that when you discover you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount. Forums, however, often try other strategies. These include...

1. Buying a stronger whip.

2. Changing riders.

3. Saying things like "This is the way we always have ridden this horse"

4. Extensively studying the horse.

5. Arranging to visit other sites to see how they ride dead horses.

6. Increasing the standards to ride dead horses.

7. Appointing a newbie team to revive the dead horse.

8. Harnessing several dead horses together for increased squabbling capabilities.

9. Declaring that "No horse is too dead to beat."

10. Promote the dead horse to a moderating position.

Frankenkit · « **Reply #467 on:** September 17, 2009, 10:44:37 AM »

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Deadhorse,_Alaska

No one wants to live there, either.

MickeyX · « **Reply #468 on:** September 17, 2009, 10:46:56 AM »

Frankenkit · « **Reply #469 on:** September 17, 2009, 10:49:25 AM »

Frankenkit · « **Reply #470 on:** September 17, 2009, 10:50:01 AM »

Frankenkit · « **Reply #471 on:** September 17, 2009, 10:50:45 AM »

Frankenkit · « **Reply #472 on:** September 17, 2009, 10:52:38 AM »

Frankenkit · « **Reply #473 on:** September 17, 2009, 10:53:52 AM »

Frankenkit · « **Reply #474 on:** September 17, 2009, 10:56:29 AM »

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Author Topic: Ever heard of dynabeads? (Read 45033 times)