Don't worry Dude, nobody else reads these posts anyway...
Besides, there are plenty of us here who learned the majority of our bike know-how in these very forums and in the forums previous to these.
Read everything that interests you, as often as you can. Read the Tips and Tricks section, and the Other Bikes section as well, you'll learn allot.
Lastly find some other members in your area, and get together once in a while for a few beers, or to turn wrenches, or to ride.
Make some memories, and don't sweat things. We're all learning here.