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Jim Shea

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Re: How long is too long?
« Reply #50 on: November 23, 2005, 12:22:54 AM »
Terry,
Were you found innocent or guilty?  ;)
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Re: How long is too long?
« Reply #51 on: November 23, 2005, 12:26:26 AM »
Holy cow!! I never thought this place was inhabited by such an ugly people!!! Please stop posting your pictures; people is going to get discouraged of loggin in!!! Or do like in the mail-order catalogs; instead of putting the pictures of the actual employees that take your order, put pictures of somebody more pleasant to the eye...


Second question. Do we have to  grow our moustaches to belong to the SOHC group??? HAHAHAHA  That would be a terrific name for a motorcycle club: "Moustache bikers and the blue oyster"  HAHAHAHAHAHA


Hell, I can't remember when was the last time I laughed that much. Thanks a lot for the pictures!!!!

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Re: How long is too long?
« Reply #52 on: November 23, 2005, 01:12:45 AM »
So what started out as a thread on overwintering, has travelled via nipples and is now a beauty contest...
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Re: How long is too long?
« Reply #53 on: November 23, 2005, 01:18:50 AM »
Quote from: SteveD CB500F on November 23, 2005, 01:12:45 AM
So what started out as a thread on overwintering, has travelled via nipples and is now a beauty contest...

Yep. That's the problem with old fart stories. They have trouble keeping the thread and divert from one point to another, until they simply forget what were they talking about..... ;-)
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Re: How long is too long?
« Reply #54 on: November 23, 2005, 01:20:41 AM »
I did have to go back 4 pages to check on the original subject!
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Jim Shea

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Re: How long is too long?
« Reply #55 on: November 23, 2005, 01:28:32 AM »
I ilke the idea of a pic of the chaps that are posting. I can't find one that is small enough to load!
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Re: How long is too long?
« Reply #56 on: November 23, 2005, 01:36:57 AM »
You can always resize it... That's what I do before posting.

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Re: How long is too long?
« Reply #57 on: November 23, 2005, 01:49:51 AM »
Quote from: Raul CB750K1 on November 23, 2005, 12:26:26 AM
Hell, I can't remember when was the last time I laughed that much.
Raul

Probably the last time you looked in the mirror Raul, ha ha!

Well I got off Jimmy, seems the prosecutor couldn't prove "beyond reasonable doubt" that the other feller didn't fall up that flight of stairs, ha ha!  Cheers, "hung jury" Terry. ;)
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Jim Shea

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Re: How long is too long?
« Reply #58 on: November 23, 2005, 01:55:39 AM »
Terry,
Predictable, but someone had to say it: what happened to the sheep in the court case?   ;D
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Re: How long is too long?
« Reply #59 on: November 23, 2005, 02:01:12 AM »
Quote from: Jim Shea on November 23, 2005, 01:55:39 AM
Terry,
Predictable, but someone had to say it: what happened to the sheep in the court case?   ;D
Jim.

That's what we were fighting over when he fell up the stairs! Cheers, Terry ;D
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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Re: How long is too long?
« Reply #60 on: November 23, 2005, 02:03:31 AM »
Terry, you looks good with the moustache!!! Let me try...

The "Moustache rider's club" is born!!!!!! You only need a old honda, a taste for Vegemite and wear a genuine moustache. Looking like Freddie Mercury is optional... HAHAHA




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Re: How long is too long?
« Reply #61 on: November 23, 2005, 02:12:53 AM »
Sorry, no moustache! I know this is a recent photo of me, because 15 years ago I had a much smaller forehead!  >:(
« Last Edit: June 25, 2007, 06:13:36 AM by Glenn Stauffer »
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Re: How long is too long?
« Reply #62 on: November 23, 2005, 02:16:46 AM »
Hey Jim, that XJR of yours kicks ass!!! It's one of my favourite bikes. You are allowed into the club, even if you don't wear moustache, as long as you let us have a test ride on your bike.... ;-)

Quote from: Jim Shea on November 23, 2005, 02:12:53 AM
15 years ago I had a much smaller forehead! >:(

I know what you mean. I also had a problem with my chest. It has been slowly dropping and it is now at waist height... HAHAHAHA

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Re: How long is too long?
« Reply #63 on: November 23, 2005, 02:19:36 AM »
There we go..... You have been moustached!!!!!



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Re: How long is too long?
« Reply #64 on: November 23, 2005, 02:22:41 AM »
Raul,
I look surprisingly good for an ageing Mexican lothario? My new name is Himenez(Spanish for Jimmy??), probably spelt it wrong but you get the idea
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Re: How long is too long?
« Reply #65 on: November 23, 2005, 02:30:08 AM »
That's true, you look like a mexican!!!

Actually, spanish for Jim is Jaime. Jimenez is a last name, not a first name.In the same way that irish have the o', scots the Macs, danes the XXXsen and so on, spanish have the xxxez meaning "son of". So: Rodriguez (son of Rodrigo), Lopez (as in JLo) "son of Lope", Martinez (son of Martin), Alvarez (son of Alvaro) Ramirez (son or Ramiro) and the list goes on and on....

But don't digress. What about a test ride on your bike?
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Re: How long is too long?
« Reply #66 on: November 23, 2005, 02:38:39 AM »
Raul,
I should have known better than to use Spanish words to a chap called Raul?
The XJR has gone, I didn't really get on with it, it had so much power it was too much for me. I was tempted to keep pushing it more and more and I knew what would happen!
Have you ridden one, they are not a great bike to ride IMHO, the front end seemed to wander on turn in? great in a straight line though.
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Re: How long is too long?
« Reply #67 on: November 23, 2005, 02:43:37 AM »
Actually, most of the people that advertise them for sale (or their cousins CB1300 or Suzuki GSX1400) say that they are "too big for them". It's a wise step to realize that biker and bike should match.


Well, don't divert from the topic. This was about moustaches, ain't it? Please bring your cop cap and a feather band -maybe a construction helmet too- and we have the Village People. Terry will be the cop, I will be the construction worker and Jim will be the indian chief. Which were the rest of the characters in Village People?


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Jim Shea

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Re: How long is too long?
« Reply #68 on: November 23, 2005, 02:48:28 AM »
One was a cowboy I think? Oh no, what was the fifth one?
This will be like trying to remember the names of teh Magnificent Seven!
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Re: How long is too long?
« Reply #69 on: November 23, 2005, 02:54:18 AM »
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Geez Bob, you coulda pulled up yer pants and buttoned your shirt for the pic, ha ha! Cheers, Terry.

Terry,

I would have expected, "Gee Bob, you're uglier than I imagined." or, "Gee Bob, cute grandson." Instead you seem fixated on my crotch. Hmm, interesting.  ;D
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Re: How long is too long?
« Reply #70 on: November 23, 2005, 02:57:40 AM »
Sorry Bob, it's just that I couldn't see where your crotch finished and your knees started, ha ha! Cheers, Terry. ;D
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So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Re: How long is too long?
« Reply #71 on: November 23, 2005, 03:02:26 AM »
Quote from: Raul CB750K1 on November 23, 2005, 02:03:31 AM
Terry, you looks good with the moustache!!! Let me try...
The "Moustache rider's club" is born!!!!!! You only need a old honda, a taste for Vegemite and wear a genuine moustache. Looking like Freddie Mercury is optional... HAHAHA

Ha ha, I dunno why Raul, but i'm thinking of that old Cheech and Chong movie "Up in Smoke", ha ha! "Dave's not home, Man!" Cheers, Terry. ;D
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I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Re: How long is too long?
« Reply #72 on: November 23, 2005, 03:59:02 AM »
Quote from: Terry in Australia on November 23, 2005, 03:02:26 AM
Ha ha, I dunno why Raul, but i'm thinking of that old Cheech and Chong movie "Up in Smoke", ha ha! "Dave's not home, Man!" Cheers, Terry. ;D


Hey Terry, was that the one with:
Cheech: What is in this #$%*, man? Man: Mostly Maui-waui, man... Cheech: Yeah? Man: ... but it's got some labrador in it. Cheech: What's labrador? Man: It's dog #$%*, man. Cheech: What! Man: Yeah, my dog ate my stash, man. Had it on the table and the little motherf*cker ate it. It really blew the dog's mind, man. Cheech: You mean we're smoking dog #$%*, man?
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Re: How long is too long?
« Reply #73 on: November 23, 2005, 07:39:52 AM »
Quote from: Harry on November 23, 2005, 03:59:02 AM

Cheech: What is in this #$%*, man? Man: Mostly Maui-waui, man... Cheech: Yeah? Man: ... but it's got some labrador in it. Cheech: What's labrador? Man: It's dog #$%*, man. Cheech: What! Man: Yeah, my dog ate my stash, man. Had it on the table and the little motherf*cker ate it. It really blew the dog's mind, man. Cheech: You mean we're smoking dog #$%*, man?
 

WOW, speaking of thread drift ......

    ...  on to Cheech & Chong 

does anyone remember the one .......
              ...................Noooooo, it was the '70's     ;D
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Re: How long is too long?
« Reply #74 on: November 23, 2005, 07:42:57 AM »
What the heck, I'm surrounded by a bunch of old farts!!!! When was that, when TV was in black and white??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHA  Now seriously, who of you dated Brothers Lumiere's oldest sister??  HAHAHAHAHA


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