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Offline IAmCitizenMe

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« on: June 15, 2009, 02:25:28 PM »
A girl asked for my number today while I was out to lunch. She's cute, too. Never happened before. That's right, I'm officially cool.
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Re: Gloat
« Reply #1 on: June 15, 2009, 02:29:53 PM »
I remember at university when a cute girl that worked in the cafeteria approached me.
I told her she was cute but I wanted to date her friend, so I did.
About 4 years later when she had classes with me I asked her out and it was her turn to turn me down. She said I dated too many of her friends.

Karma, go figure.

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Re: Gloat
« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2009, 02:33:50 PM »
Quote from: Dukiedook on June 15, 2009, 02:29:53 PM
I remember at university when a cute girl that worked in the cafeteria approached me.
I told her she was cute but I wanted to date her friend, so I did.
About 4 years later when she had classes with me I asked her out and it was her turn to turn me down. She said I dated too many of her friends.

Karma, go figure.
 

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Re: Gloat
« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2009, 02:42:15 PM »
No guys have asked for my number  >:(

*Kicks bike* stupid chick magnet!
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Re: Gloat
« Reply #4 on: June 15, 2009, 02:45:28 PM »
 :-[ <--- some guy intimidated by you and your bike because he rides a scooter.
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Re: Gloat
« Reply #5 on: June 15, 2009, 02:49:19 PM »
Had something similar happen to me, my fault though, lol.  I used to frequent two CW clubs and this chick voluntarily gave me her number at least 10 times over a three month period.  Each time she asked why I did not call her and I always told her I lost the number (truthfully I tossed it out the window on the way home, tossed all of them).  Nice looking woman with a tight backside, she just had baggage I was not interested in at the time and she lived 45 minutes to an hour drive from me but hung out with her a bit each time we were at one of the clubs (even macked on it).  She would ask me for mine, as many did, and my normal response was I do not give out my number or I just changed it recently and do not remember it yet.  So, I figured I would try and hit it, she never gave me her number again.
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Re: Gloat
« Reply #6 on: June 15, 2009, 02:51:31 PM »
Quote from: TipperT on June 15, 2009, 02:49:19 PM
Had something similar happen to me, my fault though, lol.  I used to frequent two CW clubs and this chick voluntarily gave me her number at least 10 times over a three month period.  Each time she asked why I did not call her and I always told her I lost the number (truthfully I tossed it out the window on the way home, tossed all of them).  Nice looking woman with a tight backside, she just had baggage I was not interested in at the time and she lived 45 minutes to an hour drive from me but hung out with her a bit each time we were at one of the clubs (even macked on it).  She would ask me for mine, as many did, and my normal response was I do not give out my number or I just changed it recently and do not remember it yet.  So, I figured I would try and hit it, she never gave me her number again.


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Re: Gloat
« Reply #7 on: June 15, 2009, 02:58:08 PM »
i guess today that is ok for women to do that
when i was a younger man that never happened
unless you had u.s. grant pinned on your collar
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Re: Gloat
« Reply #8 on: June 15, 2009, 03:00:42 PM »
Quote from: IAmCitizenMe on June 15, 2009, 02:45:28 PM
:-[ <--- some guy intimidated by you and your bike because he rides a scooter.

What a crock.
CafeElite did come up and say hi though. That's something.  :D
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Re: Gloat
« Reply #9 on: June 15, 2009, 03:12:01 PM »
That's a good thing. I'm kind of concerned about this girl, though. I was hungover as s**t and I'm sure I wasn't the rosiest smelling person around.
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Re: Gloat
« Reply #10 on: June 15, 2009, 03:18:59 PM »
Not to mention she walked up to some skeezy guy on a bike that she didn't know.
 ::)
Who does that?
<--- I NEVER
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Re: Gloat
« Reply #11 on: June 15, 2009, 03:27:55 PM »
Skeezy is right. I must've looked like a zombie biker. The undead. Oh well. This is not a new thing... the skeeze, I mean. Not the girls. Maybe she has some kind of sick, twisted admiration for old bikes and their owners. How awful that would be...  8)
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Re: Gloat
« Reply #12 on: June 15, 2009, 03:35:06 PM »
Sick broad should get some help. Honestly.  :D
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Re: Gloat
« Reply #13 on: June 15, 2009, 03:40:48 PM »
Holy s**t, that's her!



Nevermind. That's just some chick rockin the Mods v Rockers in Chicago.

Yea, I'm jumping topics like a perfectly gapped spark plug.
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Re: Gloat
« Reply #14 on: June 15, 2009, 03:46:53 PM »
I don't know why I thought there wouldn't be whores there. Jeez.
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Re: Gloat
« Reply #15 on: June 15, 2009, 03:51:27 PM »
Maybe last year's flyers said "whores welcome"... or something.

Does the Ms vRs cost money? Or do you just show up wearing all black and they let you in?
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Re: Gloat
« Reply #16 on: June 15, 2009, 03:56:13 PM »
I think you have to have a vespa, or boobs and tattoos. Either constitute entry.
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Re: Gloat
« Reply #17 on: June 15, 2009, 04:00:34 PM »
That means I'm out. If I had boobs and a Vespa, the girl who gave me her number would be in a totally different social circle.
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Re: Gloat
« Reply #18 on: June 15, 2009, 04:15:56 PM »
Quote from: Inkscars on June 15, 2009, 03:56:13 PM
I think you have to have a vespa, or boobs and tattoos. Either constitute entry.

I have boobs and tattoos!  :D of course i can also grow a beard in 4 days.
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Re: Gloat
« Reply #19 on: June 15, 2009, 04:24:08 PM »
Quote from: bucky katt on June 15, 2009, 04:15:56 PM
Quote from: Inkscars on June 15, 2009, 03:56:13 PM
I think you have to have a vespa, or boobs and tattoos. Either constitute entry.

I have boobs and tattoos!  :D of course i can also grow a beard in 4 days.

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Re: Gloat
« Reply #20 on: June 15, 2009, 04:28:54 PM »
Quote from: clarkjh on June 15, 2009, 04:24:08 PM
Quote from: bucky katt on June 15, 2009, 04:15:56 PM
Quote from: Inkscars on June 15, 2009, 03:56:13 PM
I think you have to have a vespa, or boobs and tattoos. Either constitute entry.

I have boobs and tattoos!  :D of course i can also grow a beard in 4 days.

LOL
No tattoos here, boobs are on the wife and I could imatate a bristle brush by the 4th day.  Oh, wasn't Vespa on Space Balls? :D

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That's Princess Vespa, to you, buddy

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Re: Gloat
« Reply #21 on: June 15, 2009, 10:22:32 PM »
Happened to me in New Orleans like maybe 26 years ago.
I didn't believe it, so I said 'you buy the first drink..'
she did and we had a good time.
Yee haw!  ;D
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Re: Gloat
« Reply #22 on: June 15, 2009, 11:24:32 PM »
Ah, The Big Easy. I want to take a bike trip there someday.
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Re: Gloat
« Reply #23 on: June 16, 2009, 07:14:23 AM »
A pretty little thing asked to kiss me right out of nowhere at Mardis Gras many moons ago.
I got a little suspicious and looked her over for a second or two (cold sore check!).
Then she said, "WELL! What are you waiting for!!"
Then I planted a nice, big one on her lips, good times, that Mardis Gras in Nawlins.

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Re: Gloat
« Reply #24 on: June 16, 2009, 07:17:57 AM »
Oh, I didn't even see that you asked how much it cost. I thought someone said 25 bux, but I've seen it's on the street, so I don't know.
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