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Re: Gloat
« Reply #50 on: June 17, 2009, 05:20:07 PM »
does getting goosed from behind at froggys saloon count?  :D
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Re: Gloat
« Reply #51 on: June 17, 2009, 05:28:03 PM »
Depends...is Froggy's a gay bar?
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Re: Gloat
« Reply #52 on: June 17, 2009, 05:29:49 PM »
nossir, just a large version of the little hole in the wall dive bar. nice pool tables and generous pours on the drinks too. right down mainstreet from the boot hill saloon in daytona beach.
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Re: Gloat
« Reply #53 on: June 18, 2009, 06:13:09 AM »
And apparently they serve free goosings!!
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Re: Gloat
« Reply #54 on: June 18, 2009, 11:31:22 AM »
He shoots, he scores!

She's awesome. Date: Success!
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Re: Gloat
« Reply #55 on: June 18, 2009, 11:34:13 AM »
Well then, it all works out.
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Re: Gloat
« Reply #56 on: June 18, 2009, 11:40:27 AM »
Quote from: IAmCitizenMe on June 18, 2009, 11:31:22 AM
He shoots, he scores!

She's awesome. Date: Success!

C'mon man, more details......Did you get to first base? 2nd?,3rd? 8)
Did you pull one of those cheesy moves like stretching your arm out at the movies so you could rest it on the back of her seat? :-[
Or did you just shake her hand at the end of the date and tell her you had a lovely time?   :-* :-*


 :D ;D :D ;D ;)
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Quote from: Frankenstuff on December 29, 2010, 08:11:48 PM
You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: Gloat
« Reply #57 on: June 18, 2009, 11:49:22 AM »
Quote from: Schmthaus on June 18, 2009, 11:40:27 AM
Quote from: IAmCitizenMe on June 18, 2009, 11:31:22 AM
He shoots, he scores!

She's awesome. Date: Success!

C'mon man, more details......Did you get to first base? 2nd?,3rd? 8)
Did you pull one of those cheesy moves like stretching your arm out at the movies so you could rest it on the back of her seat? :-[
Or did you just shake her hand at the end of the date and tell her you had a lovely time?   :-* :-*


 :D ;D :D ;D ;)

Haha he cut the bottom out of the popcorn and stuck his weewee in there and waited patiently. You sicko!
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Re: Gloat
« Reply #58 on: June 18, 2009, 11:50:41 AM »
Quote from: Caaveman82 on June 18, 2009, 11:49:22 AM
Quote from: Schmthaus on June 18, 2009, 11:40:27 AM
Quote from: IAmCitizenMe on June 18, 2009, 11:31:22 AM
He shoots, he scores!

She's awesome. Date: Success!

C'mon man, more details......Did you get to first base? 2nd?,3rd? 8)
Did you pull one of those cheesy moves like stretching your arm out at the movies so you could rest it on the back of her seat? :-[
Or did you just shake her hand at the end of the date and tell her you had a lovely time?   :-* :-*


 :D ;D :D ;D ;)

Haha he cut the bottom out of the popcorn and stuck his weewee in there and waited patiently. You sicko!


 :D :D :D
What movie was that from?
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Quote from: Frankenstuff on December 29, 2010, 08:11:48 PM
You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: Gloat
« Reply #59 on: June 18, 2009, 11:53:34 AM »
Quote from: Schmthaus on June 18, 2009, 11:50:41 AM
Quote from: Caaveman82 on June 18, 2009, 11:49:22 AM
Quote from: Schmthaus on June 18, 2009, 11:40:27 AM
Quote from: IAmCitizenMe on June 18, 2009, 11:31:22 AM
He shoots, he scores!

She's awesome. Date: Success!

C'mon man, more details......Did you get to first base? 2nd?,3rd? 8)
Did you pull one of those cheesy moves like stretching your arm out at the movies so you could rest it on the back of her seat? :-[
Or did you just shake her hand at the end of the date and tell her you had a lovely time?   :-* :-*


 :D ;D :D ;D ;)

Haha he cut the bottom out of the popcorn and stuck his weewee in there and waited patiently. You sicko!


 :D :D :D
What movie was that from?

I dunno, I remember seeing it most recently in a porn the girlfriend brought home it was called "Dirty Dating". Whenever some one returns a porn and they say it is defective she and her coworkers have to bring them home and watch them all the way through to see if they actually are or not. I've seen more porn than ever before since we have started dating.

I remember it was in a funny movie once too the guy stuck his johnson up in the popcorn and started screaming because all the melted butter at the bottom was burning his member.
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Re: Gloat
« Reply #60 on: June 18, 2009, 11:58:31 AM »
Quote from: Caaveman82 on June 18, 2009, 11:53:34 AM
I dunno, I remember seeing it most recently in a porn the girlfriend brought home it was called "Dirty Dating". Whenever some one returns a porn and they say it is defective she and her coworkers have to bring them home and watch them all the way through to see if they actually are or not. I've seen more porn than ever before since we have started dating.


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Quote from: Frankenstuff on December 29, 2010, 08:11:48 PM
You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: Gloat
« Reply #61 on: June 18, 2009, 12:00:40 PM »
OMG i'm totally ignoring you guys. *click*  :D
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Re: Gloat
« Reply #62 on: June 18, 2009, 12:07:40 PM »
Quote from: Schmthaus on June 18, 2009, 11:58:31 AM
Quote from: Caaveman82 on June 18, 2009, 11:53:34 AM
I dunno, I remember seeing it most recently in a porn the girlfriend brought home it was called "Dirty Dating". Whenever some one returns a porn and they say it is defective she and her coworkers have to bring them home and watch them all the way through to see if they actually are or not. I've seen more porn than ever before since we have started dating.


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Quote from: Operator on June 18, 2009, 11:59:16 AM
Did she blow on it to cool it down??

No, the second sceniro I sited was a comedy, I don't remember the name of it though.
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Re: Gloat
« Reply #63 on: June 18, 2009, 12:13:11 PM »
Quote from: Caaveman82 on June 18, 2009, 12:07:40 PM
Quote from: Schmthaus on June 18, 2009, 11:58:31 AM
Quote from: Caaveman82 on June 18, 2009, 11:53:34 AM
I dunno, I remember seeing it most recently in a porn the girlfriend brought home it was called "Dirty Dating". Whenever some one returns a porn and they say it is defective she and her coworkers have to bring them home and watch them all the way through to see if they actually are or not. I've seen more porn than ever before since we have started dating.


Suuuuuuure Cave........ ;)

It's true! She's the district manager for a place called Fantasy Gifts. Look them up online if you ever need some toys, movies, costumes. Quality products.



Hmmmmm.....one of those patent leather face masks with the zipper across the mouth might look good whilst toolin' around the town on my bike... :o :o



Or there's this one.....






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« Last Edit: June 18, 2009, 12:18:58 PM by Schmthaus »
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Quote from: Frankenstuff on December 29, 2010, 08:11:48 PM
You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: Gloat
« Reply #64 on: June 18, 2009, 12:51:50 PM »
Quote from: Schmthaus on June 18, 2009, 12:13:11 PM
Quote from: Caaveman82 on June 18, 2009, 12:07:40 PM
Quote from: Schmthaus on June 18, 2009, 11:58:31 AM
Quote from: Caaveman82 on June 18, 2009, 11:53:34 AM
I dunno, I remember seeing it most recently in a porn the girlfriend brought home it was called "Dirty Dating". Whenever some one returns a porn and they say it is defective she and her coworkers have to bring them home and watch them all the way through to see if they actually are or not. I've seen more porn than ever before since we have started dating.


Suuuuuuure Cave........ ;)

It's true! She's the district manager for a place called Fantasy Gifts. Look them up online if you ever need some toys, movies, costumes. Quality products.



Hmmmmm.....one of those patent leather face masks with the zipper across the mouth might look good whilst toolin' around the town on my bike... :o :o



Or there's this one.....






Woof, Woof!!


that's right, you got it!

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Re: Gloat
« Reply #65 on: June 18, 2009, 03:33:11 PM »
Diner- Mickey Rourke

I got goosed by a gal in STL at Maryland Yards more than a few years ago.
She was very cute but I got pissed when I thought about what a double standard that was.
So if I'm a guy and supposedly all guys are dogs, I'm supposed to be turned on by this in some way?

I gave her the Hawkeye/Hotlips speech and basically told her that if she had just came up to me and said hello she had a chance to visit my bed that evening. But she went and effed it up so no coitus here.  :P

I think that probably hurt me more than it did her, but I had to do it on the principalities... Man's gotta stand for something, right?


 
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Re: Gloat
« Reply #66 on: June 18, 2009, 03:40:07 PM »
Quote from: Dukiedook on June 18, 2009, 03:33:11 PM
Diner- Mickey Rourke

I got goosed by a gal in STL at Maryland Yards more than a few years ago.
She was very cute but I got pissed when I thought about what a double standard that was.
So if I'm a guy and supposedly all guys are dogs, I'm supposed to be turned on by this in some way?

I gave her the Hawkeye/Hotlips speech and basically told her that if she had just came up to me and said hello she had a chance to visit my bed that evening. But she went and effed it up so no coitus here.  :P

I think that probably hurt me more than it did her, but I had to do it on the principalities... Man's gotta stand for something, right?


 

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I guess you were in touch with your feminie side?
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Quote from: Frankenstuff on December 29, 2010, 08:11:48 PM
You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: Gloat
« Reply #67 on: June 18, 2009, 03:40:34 PM »
Quote from: Schmthaus on June 18, 2009, 03:40:07 PM
Quote from: Dukiedook on June 18, 2009, 03:33:11 PM
Diner- Mickey Rourke

I got goosed by a gal in STL at Maryland Yards more than a few years ago.
She was very cute but I got pissed when I thought about what a double standard that was.
So if I'm a guy and supposedly all guys are dogs, I'm supposed to be turned on by this in some way?

I gave her the Hawkeye/Hotlips speech and basically told her that if she had just came up to me and said hello she had a chance to visit my bed that evening. But she went and effed it up so no coitus here.  :P

I think that probably hurt me more than it did her, but I had to do it on the principalities... Man's gotta stand for something, right?


 

YOU WUUS!!!

I guess you were in touch with your feminie side?

 :D ;D ;)
« Last Edit: June 18, 2009, 03:58:08 PM by Schmthaus »
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Quote from: Frankenstuff on December 29, 2010, 08:11:48 PM
You've got to watch your back in the SSDB, this is where the clever guys get bored with bike talk and make poo jokes.
I like my women a little big. Natural. Now, they shave this and wax that. It's not right. I love natural women. Big women. This trend in women has to go. Bulomia, anorexia. That's just wrong. You know what will cure that? My special sticky buns. One lick of my sticky buns and your appetite will come right back. ~ RIP Mr. Borgnine  01/24/1917 - 07/08/2012  :'(

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Re: Gloat
« Reply #68 on: June 19, 2009, 04:46:49 PM »
She's from Germany. Frankfurt. She likes the fact that I am into older motorcycles instead of the obligatory Harley/Crotch-Rocket. She speaks three languages. Did I mention she is gorgeous? That's the only problem. She is way more attractive than I am, which makes me wonder. I know she's not after my "money". Maybe she's a crafty SOHC member lookin' to relieve my command of my Prairie Racer!
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Re: Gloat
« Reply #69 on: June 19, 2009, 05:05:27 PM »
Don't dwell on it dude...my wife is way hotter than I am...come to think of it she was hotter than me when we started dating and the gap has only widened in the past 16 years!

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Re: Gloat
« Reply #70 on: June 19, 2009, 05:13:38 PM »
Maybe, Dennis, we are just lucky ??? We must be.
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Re: Gloat
« Reply #71 on: June 19, 2009, 05:17:13 PM »
As the saying goes..."I would rather be lucky than good!"
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Re: Gloat
« Reply #72 on: June 19, 2009, 06:37:59 PM »
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Re: Gloat
« Reply #73 on: June 20, 2009, 01:34:06 PM »
Quote from: tramp on June 15, 2009, 02:58:08 PM
i guess today that is ok for women to do that
when i was a younger man that never happened
unless you had u.s. grant pinned on your collar
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Re: Gloat
« Reply #74 on: June 20, 2009, 05:58:35 PM »
Quote from: BobbyR on June 20, 2009, 01:34:06 PM
Quote from: tramp on June 15, 2009, 02:58:08 PM
i guess today that is ok for women to do that
when i was a younger man that never happened
unless you had u.s. grant pinned on your collar
Those were Hookers
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