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Offline myhondas

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Its not what you say...it's how you say it.
« on: June 16, 2009, 01:09:45 PM »
Jose  and  Carlos are both beggars. They beg in  different parts of town..


Carlos  begs for the same amount of time as  Jose, but  only collects about eight or nine dollars a  day.


Jose  brings home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day. He drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house,  and has a lot of money to spend.


"Hey, amigo," Carlos  says to Jose, "I work just as long and hard as you do, so  how come you bring home a suitcase full of ten dollar bills every day?


Jose says," Look at your sign, what does  it say?"


Carlo's sign reads; "I have no work, a wife  and six kids to support."


"So what's  wrong with that?" Carlos asks him.


"No wonder you only  get eight or nine dollars a day!"


Carlo's says, "Alright,  what does your sign say?"

Jose's sign reads,



   "I  only need ten more dollars to get back to Mexico  ."
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Re: Its not what you say...it's how you say it.
« Reply #1 on: June 25, 2009, 10:07:20 PM »
 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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Re: Its not what you say...it's how you say it.
« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2009, 05:22:16 AM »
God, soooooo un-pc. But I like it.
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Re: Its not what you say...it's how you say it.
« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2009, 05:29:56 AM »
Don't care who you are...that's funny ;D
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Re: Its not what you say...it's how you say it.
« Reply #4 on: July 16, 2009, 09:03:02 PM »
 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D



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« Reply #5 on: July 17, 2009, 12:05:50 PM »
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Re: Its not what you say...it's how you say it.
« Reply #6 on: July 17, 2009, 01:47:46 PM »
this made me spit my beer  :D
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