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RealDoll....
« on: June 26, 2009, 10:01:04 AM »
I about got fired for reading this one aloud...

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If you don’t know what a Realdoll is, either look it up or you should probably just move on. For those that are aware, I’ll give you the stats on my girl: Gabrielle has a Face 16, Body 5, she is about 4’10”, lighter skin tone, black hair, trimmed pubic hair, and 32 E breasts. She is a hottie in every sense of the word.

If you are serious about this, we would like to hear from you. You must be respectful of both Gabrielle and myself. Neither of us have ever had a threesome before, so this will be new to both of us. Also, she isn’t the most cooperative girl as far as positioning goes – although she is tiny, she is quite heavy. Perhaps with another guy present, it would open up additional possibilities. I’m not as picky as she is, so it would probably help your chances if you addressed your messages to her She would love to hear your basic info and any thoughts/ideas for our threesome. She has several outfits she could wear for us.



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Re: RealDoll....
« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2009, 11:10:42 AM »
wow....i thing this guy likes the sausage...no real girl present, just a doll....

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Re: RealDoll....
« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2009, 11:42:51 AM »
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Re: RealDoll....
« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2009, 01:06:11 PM »
Dude, she (and he) are in Portland. I am so doing this......
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« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2009, 01:09:32 PM »
Dude, she (and he) are in Portland. I am so doing this......

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« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2009, 01:44:52 PM »
16 face, didn't know the scale went that high...  :-\

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Re: RealDoll....
« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2009, 02:08:59 PM »
16 face, didn't know the scale went that high...  :-\



Oh it isn't a scale buddy...

http://www.realdoll.com/cgi-bin/snav.rd?action=viewfemalegallery&gallery=gabrielle

I am literally on the floor about every 5 secs. This is too funny.
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« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2009, 02:12:52 PM »
Holy #$%* and expensive too...

$6500 a pop!!

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« Reply #8 on: June 26, 2009, 03:37:39 PM »
You need to watch lars and the real girl
I'm not sure it's supposed to be funny...
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Re: RealDoll....
« Reply #9 on: June 26, 2009, 04:51:47 PM »
I'm actually getting lost in the website...anybody wanna buy a '72 CB500 for $6500?

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« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2009, 05:06:24 PM »
So which one did you end up purchasing Havoc?  :-* :-*
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« Reply #11 on: June 26, 2009, 05:43:03 PM »
ew  :P
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Re: RealDoll....
« Reply #12 on: June 26, 2009, 06:46:38 PM »
it's $6500 more than humping a pillow.  eww. just the doll concept is icky.  wanting a 'threesome' with your doll is even worse. ewwwwww.
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Re: RealDoll....
« Reply #13 on: June 26, 2009, 07:07:56 PM »
Holy crap that is funny. Can you imagine responding to her as instructed? You'd be emailing a f%$@in' doll!

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« Reply #14 on: June 26, 2009, 07:45:39 PM »
the first thing I thought of was Dollhouse...

I would do this doll....



incase your wondering...yeah she is very real indeed...
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« Reply #15 on: June 27, 2009, 12:52:51 AM »
So..... ah.., Razor,

..... the lovely bird in the photo..... is that her name....

Rina the Crimson Beauty...... ;)

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« Reply #16 on: June 27, 2009, 03:35:18 PM »
So..... ah.., Razor,

..... the lovely bird in the photo..... is that her name....

Rina the Crimson Beauty...... ;)

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lol  :D  no that is Eliza Dushku
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« Reply #17 on: June 27, 2009, 03:52:51 PM »
6500....thats cheaper than dating for a couple of years...and probably less stressful

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Re: RealDoll....
« Reply #18 on: June 27, 2009, 04:16:34 PM »
6500....thats cheaper than dating for a couple of years...and probably less stressful

Your 1st post here.......... ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ???

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« Reply #19 on: June 27, 2009, 05:11:15 PM »
6500....thats cheaper than dating for a couple of years...and probably less stressful

You wouldn't know..........would you?  :o

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« Reply #20 on: June 27, 2009, 05:20:04 PM »
the first thing I thought of was Dollhouse...

I would do this doll....



incase your wondering...yeah she is very real indeed...

Razor, you weren't recently in LA were you?

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« Reply #21 on: June 27, 2009, 05:25:04 PM »
the first thing I thought of was Dollhouse...

I would do this doll....



incase your wondering...yeah she is very real indeed...

Razor, you weren't recently in LA were you?


wow for some reason that is hawt  :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
gives a new meaning to lucky dog  :D :D
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« Reply #22 on: June 27, 2009, 05:29:19 PM »
the first thing I thought of was Dollhouse...

I would do this doll....



incase your wondering...yeah she is very real indeed...

Razor, you weren't recently in LA were you?


wow for some reason that is hawt  :o :o :o :o :o :o :o
gives a new meaning to lucky dog  :D :D


I think the dog was upset that she was wearing his collar! :D :D
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Re: RealDoll....
« Reply #23 on: June 27, 2009, 08:11:43 PM »
You need to watch lars and the real girl
I'm not sure it's supposed to be funny...


Very funny, and creepy movie.  I watched a documentary a few months ago (I think on BBC America) following a few different men who owned "Real Dolls".  Now THAT was disturbing!! :-X :-X  It went into uncomfortably graphic detail.  One of the guys even used his doll enough that he had to ship her to some guy who rebuilds them when they get worn out. 

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« Reply #24 on: June 27, 2009, 08:33:33 PM »
You need to watch lars and the real girl
I'm not sure it's supposed to be funny...


Very funny, and creepy movie.  I watched a documentary a few months ago (I think on BBC America) following a few different men who owned "Real Dolls".  Now THAT was disturbing!! :-X :-X  It went into uncomfortably graphic detail.  One of the guys even used his doll enough that he had to ship her to some guy who rebuilds them when they get worn out. 

 :D :D :D :D :D

They wear out?!?!?!?!?!

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