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Re: RealDoll....
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Re: RealDoll....
« Reply #26 on: June 28, 2009, 01:29:14 PM »
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OMG!! That is disturbing on so many levels! And that second guy, (Everard? Now there's a porn name for you  :o) he has all the makings of Norman Bates right down to keeping his dead mothers waste basket(?) with note to himself not to empty it nor put anything in it. I can only imagine the hell that will break loose the morning he wakes to find that one of his 'RealDolls' has emptied it!! ::) ::)
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Re: RealDoll....
« Reply #27 on: June 28, 2009, 01:45:43 PM »
My favorite part is the removable tongue.   ;D ;D

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Re: RealDoll....
« Reply #28 on: June 28, 2009, 06:34:50 PM »
Eww.  Well. There's a good reason these guys are very VERY single, though.  Still, it's kinda like watching your pet budgie throw up on its mirror to 'feed' its 'mate'... gross AND pathetic.
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Re: RealDoll....
« Reply #29 on: June 28, 2009, 08:07:55 PM »
I saw that documentary a while back and it always creep'd me out HOW they refer to the dolls. As if they were real people. Sincerely saying "her" instead of "it" and saying they are in good or bad moods or have feelings.   :(


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« Reply #30 on: June 28, 2009, 08:09:06 PM »
Sure sign of an interesting psychosis.
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« Reply #31 on: June 29, 2009, 06:52:59 AM »
Cheaper than a divorce I figure...

And she don't do no backtalkin'!  ;)
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Re: RealDoll....
« Reply #32 on: June 29, 2009, 07:11:49 AM »

And she don't do no backtalkin'!  ;)

Especially not after you yank her tongue out!! ;)

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« Reply #33 on: June 29, 2009, 08:27:42 AM »
Cheaper than a divorce I figure...

And she don't do no backtalkin'!  ;)

Looks like we found Dukie a new girlfriend  ;D
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« Reply #34 on: June 29, 2009, 09:34:46 AM »
Whoa der boys, got one for now (a real, live woman) until I screw this one up...
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Re: RealDoll....
« Reply #35 on: June 29, 2009, 10:04:38 AM »
yeah, but for $6000, you can have a stunt double, so when your real one has a headache, you can hump on one that's not just pretending to be asleep!

...omg these things must be HOT for necrophiliacs.  cold, don't move, don't breathe.... rawr, tiger, hold me back!
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Re: RealDoll....
« Reply #36 on: June 29, 2009, 10:48:37 AM »
yeah, but for $6000, you can have a stunt double, so when your real one has a headache, you can hump on one that's not just pretending to be asleep!

...omg these things must be HOT for necrophiliacs.  cold, don't move, don't breathe.... rawr, tiger, hold me back!

I think she'd be pissed.

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Re: RealDoll....
« Reply #37 on: June 29, 2009, 10:58:03 AM »
this is all from that one time I read the something awful article on necrophile forums.  People complaining that their partners keep moving or breathing.  I guess no input is good input if you totally suck in bed. :D
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Re: RealDoll....
« Reply #38 on: June 29, 2009, 11:58:06 AM »
this is all from that one time I read the something awful article on necrophile forums.  People complaining that their partners keep moving or breathing.  I guess no input is good input if you totally suck in bed. :D

 :D :D :D

I know a few girls that would be good at that.

Oh that sounds bad.... :-[
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« Reply #39 on: June 29, 2009, 12:43:56 PM »
I'm not making any judgments here...  Just a few observations.

In todays society, it's OK, even desirable, to be gay, and even admire the practice/behavior.   Consenting adults and all that.

But, from reading here in this thread, the method of masturbation is a "disturbing" issue.  Perhaps we need a list of the approved methods? (Or NOT!)

I wonder how many of the people who are outraged about the $6500 price tag also smoke cigarettes, and think nothing of spending that much only to burn it up and coat their lungs with tar?

How many spent more than $6500 on a wedding ring and ceremony?  (And possibly, as previously mentioned, the later divorce?)   I suppose there is the side benefit of a working housekeeper, when hitching up to a real human being.  (just joking... I think)

Think of the good side!
Limited prospects for procreation!  How many welfare babies have been saved by RealDolls?

The mechanic/tinkerer in me, is disappointed that there are no motors, batteries, or other electro/mechanical items to attend to in that creation.  I would think as a minimum, the would be control/Alt/delete keys available to press simultaneously.  (Even my cars have computers in them, as well as many of my "entertainment systems".)   ;D ;D

This all reminds me of a movie called "Cherry 2000".    In it, is a future version of a "RealDoll" set in 2017.  (Movie was made in 1988).  It's PG-13 and has Melanie Griffith, David Andrews, Ben Johnson, and Tim Thomerson in it.  It's not a bad movie for the time it was made, actually.  I was entertained.  I still own a VHS copy, actually.  It was an ex-rental cheapie I stumbled upon and well worth the $2.


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Re: RealDoll....
« Reply #40 on: June 29, 2009, 12:49:29 PM »
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If you don’t know what a Realdoll is, either look it up or you should probably just move on. For those that are aware, I’ll give you the stats on my girl: Gabrielle has a Face 16, Body 5, she is about 4’10”, lighter skin tone, black hair, trimmed pubic hair, and 32 E breasts. She is a hottie in every sense of the word.

If you are serious about this, we would like to hear from you. You must be respectful of both Gabrielle and myself. Neither of us have ever had a threesome before, so this will be new to both of us. Also, she isn’t the most cooperative girl as far as positioning goes – although she is tiny, she is quite heavy. Perhaps with another guy present, it would open up additional possibilities. I’m not as picky as she is, so it would probably help your chances if you addressed your messages to her She would love to hear your basic info and any thoughts/ideas for our threesome. She has several outfits she could wear for us.



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This could be hazardous to their relationship.   ::)
Suppose 'she' finds the third guy (perhaps mlinder...) is better in bed.   ::)
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Re: RealDoll....
« Reply #41 on: June 29, 2009, 12:51:41 PM »

But, from reading here in this thread, the method of masturbation is a "disturbing" issue.  Perhaps we need a list of the approved methods? (Or NOT!)

The mechanic/tinkerer in me, is disappointed that there are no motors, batteries, or other electro/mechanical items to attend to in that creation.  I would think as a minimum, the would be control/Alt/delete keys available to press simultaneously.  (Even my cars have computers in them, as well as many of my "entertainment systems".)   ;D ;D


 :D :D :D

I'm in stitches!! I don't think it is the masturbation aspect that I don't like, but the desire and drive to humanize an inanimate object with feelings and emotions.

Doing that to my car is hard enough.

Oh if they had a motor that would be fing sweet to be a repair shop. Just imagine the commercials for that!!
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Re: RealDoll....
« Reply #42 on: June 29, 2009, 01:06:52 PM »
I believe they have options for vibrating and heated.
It's not the technique of masturbation that is strange, it's the believing it's a real person thing. Personally, If I had 6500 dollars to waste, I would totally get a giant barbie doll.
I can't imagine myself using this as a tool, but......people waste loads of money on stranger things to get off with.
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« Reply #43 on: June 29, 2009, 01:10:55 PM »
Repair shop for love dolls. Sounds like a sticky proposition!  ;D ;D

Wasn't Ghost in the Shell 2 about this type of subject? Except that the love dolls had the ghosts of imprisoned people that went berserk and killed their owners?
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Re: RealDoll....
« Reply #44 on: June 29, 2009, 01:12:12 PM »
yeah, for me it's the dehumanizing aspect.  taking the human interaction out of sex. I fully support everyone's right for self-excitement but to remove the human interaction makes it sorta sad. at least with toys you're using more of your imagination.
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« Reply #45 on: June 29, 2009, 01:14:00 PM »
Repair shop for love dolls. Sounds like a sticky proposition!  ;D ;D

Wasn't Ghost in the Shell 2 about this type of subject? Except that the love dolls had the ghosts of imprisoned people that went berserk and killed their owners?


Yep. They were hacked.
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Re: RealDoll....
« Reply #46 on: June 29, 2009, 01:17:10 PM »

But, from reading here in this thread, the method of masturbation is a "disturbing" issue.  Perhaps we need a list of the approved methods? (Or NOT!)

The mechanic/tinkerer in me, is disappointed that there are no motors, batteries, or other electro/mechanical items to attend to in that creation.  I would think as a minimum, the would be control/Alt/delete keys available to press simultaneously.  (Even my cars have computers in them, as well as many of my "entertainment systems".)   ;D ;D


Doing that to my car is hard enough.


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« Reply #47 on: June 29, 2009, 01:17:55 PM »
Think Gone in 60 seconds...

You sick bastard.  ;D
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« Reply #48 on: June 29, 2009, 01:36:08 PM »
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