Topic: The World's Shortest Fairy Tale

[BobbyR]

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'

> The girl said, 'NO!'

> And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles

> and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and

> drank beer and scotch and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
>
> THE END

[Ecosse]

i feel all snuggled inside. 

[bzr]

This is called "being a man."

 

[333]

Daddy, tell us another one.

[myhondas]

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'

> The girl said, 'NO!'

> And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles

> and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and

> drank beer and scotch and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

and had a hooker whenever he wanted. and made sure that there was a variety of them.

and found that even the most expensive ones were cheaper than the wife would have been

 and now .....THE END.

[rhos1355]

And if he ever got lonely, he got himself a big hairy dog, or cat or horse.
And STILL they were cheaper and less hassle than having a wife

[Buber]

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'

> The girl said, 'NO!'

> And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles

> and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and

> drank beer and scotch and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

and had a hooker whenever he wanted. and made sure that there was a variety of them.

and found that even the most expensive ones were cheaper than the wife would have been

 and now .....THE END.

And then, having spent all his retirement money he seen that all he's buddy-pals were looking for were free beers, and so he died lonely, without friends, without love, without nothing... (Hookers didn't want to come for conversation or to give him affectionate, love hug. it was not on their price list)
He still had his tattoos, syphilis, and cockroaches in his trashed apartment, though. Things he picked up in his life....


As much as this is humour thread, I think (hope) that we can see a bit further in life tan a can of beer and a hooker.. 

[rhos1355]

..........As much as this is humour thread, I think (hope) that we can see a bit further in life tan a can of beer and a hooker.. 

Nope

[myhondas]

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?'

> The girl said, 'NO!'

> And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles

> and went fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and

> drank beer and scotch and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.

and had a hooker whenever he wanted. and made sure that there was a variety of them.

and found that even the most expensive ones were cheaper than the wife would have been

 and now .....THE END.

And then, having spent all his retirement money he seen that all he's buddy-pals were looking for were free beers, and so he died lonely, without friends, without love, without nothing... (Hookers didn't want to come for conversation or to give him affectionate, love hug. it was not on their price list)
He still had his tattoos, syphilis, and cockroaches in his trashed apartment, though. Things he picked up in his life....


As much as this is humour thread, I think (hope) that we can see a bit further in life tan a can of beer and a hooker.. 

obviously hasn't been married long enough

[Buber]

haha, no, I made wise choice. That is, I'm still working on my wife tastes - she likes yamahas, whereas hondas are better... But i'm working on it.
So, no worries  


so far 20 years together and ticking..... 

[myhondas]

See....she's already cost you a motorcycle.....that's a lot of bj's and straight sex sitting there.
and she made you buy something you didn't want too omg point proven

[BobbyR]

I am married to a Polish girl for 30 years. They are worth it. But a life of dissipation does have a certain attraction.  It;s not how long you live, it's how good you live.

[coldright]

See....she's already cost you a motorcycle.....that's a lot of bj's and straight sex sitting there.
and she made you buy something you didn't want too omg point proven

How do you know he's paying for the bikes?  Maybe she's his sugar momma (and good at BJ's)!  Woman aught to be able to ride whatever she wants, even if it is a Yamaha (*cough*), I had one in between my Hondas.

[Buber]

I am married to a Polish girl for 30 years. They are worth it. But a life of dissipation does have a certain attraction.  It;s not how long you live, it's how good you live.

To the certain extent I agree, but then... I've spent some time working on the cruiseships and I've seen some of the "oldhands" being 50 or 60, that went around the world x times had x boyfriends/girlfriends, etc, but.. they had no home, no real friends, no family. They were the best crew bar customers, but they were loooonely.

So - everybody to his/her liking, but on the long shot, family is a better solution methinks.

P.S. there's indeed something in those Polish girls... 

P.S. II This yamaha costed me just over 1200$. Fun of riding together - priceless

[BobbyR]

I am married to a Polish girl for 30 years. They are worth it. But a life of dissipation does have a certain attraction.  It;s not how long you live, it's how good you live.

To the certain extent I agree, but then... I've spent some time working on the cruiseships and I've seen some of the "oldhands" being 50 or 60, that went around the world x times had x boyfriends/girlfriends, etc, but.. they had no home, no real friends, no family. They were the best crew bar customers, but they were loooonely.

So - everybody to his/her liking, but on the long shot, family is a better solution methinks.

P.S. there's indeed something in those Polish girls... 

P.S. II This yamaha costed me just over 1200$. Fun of riding together - priceless

There is a price tag on everything my friend. Married or wildly single you will pay one way or another. Enjoy your rides with your lovely bride and Sto-lot!

[razor02097]

5 reasons a motorcycle is better then a woman

5) A motorcycle doesn't care if you look at other motorcycles

4) You don't have to "cuddle" with your motorcycle

3) Its legal to have more then 1 motorcycle

2) You can legally sell your motorcycle

1) You can ride a motorcycle day or night and at any time of month 


Am I a heartless bastard yet? 

[BobbyR]

5 reasons a motorcycle is better then a woman

5) A motorcycle doesn't care if you look at other motorcycles

4) You don't have to "cuddle" with your motorcycle

3) Its legal to have more then 1 motorcycle

2) You can legally sell your motorcycle

1) You can ride a motorcycle day or night and at any time of month 


Am I a heartless bastard yet? 

Not that I can see