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Offline Stixxy

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Husband and Wife
« on: July 30, 2009, 05:03:50 AM »
Wife: How come you never talk to me much anymore?

Husband: Because ever time I say something, you tell me that I'm wrong.

Wife: No, I don't!!!
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Offline Soos

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Re: Husband and Wife
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2009, 08:17:06 AM »
When did you get a microphone in my house?

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Offline Steve F

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Re: Husband and Wife
« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2009, 04:47:47 AM »
George Carlin once said, "If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there is no woman around to hear him...is he still wrong?"
Love his stuff...
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