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« on: July 23, 2009, 10:30:17 PM »
Is it really how much you paid? Is it really how fast you get up to what top speed?
Is it really about the paint job or width of the rear tire?

I love my bike... I, love, my bike.
          I've got sweat and blood, and tears of joy wrapped up in the relationship I have with Marla. I've touched every single part of that bike, inside and out.

Can the majority of guys on the cookie cutters say that? maybe...
It's not dollars on my credit card, it's not a symbol of my wealth or how cool I am.

It's just the love I have for that old girl.

....I don't know if any of this makes sense to anyone else, I just thought it had to be said.

this comes from a conversation with a friend who owns a 25th anniversary gsxr750
everything I say is pure speculation and
I have no idea what I'm talking about  ._.


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Re: Brian Philosofize's
« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2009, 04:15:48 AM »
ahhhhh  true love
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« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2009, 04:17:48 AM »
I told myself I loved my bike when I first got her.  But now that Ive been inside of her... Oh man!
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« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2009, 04:36:51 AM »
I love riding my old CB also. But love is a fickle thing. I also love this pic...




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« Reply #4 on: July 24, 2009, 08:07:02 AM »
 she seems like a nice girl. was that the day you took her to meet your parents?
everything I say is pure speculation and
I have no idea what I'm talking about  ._.


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Re: Brian Philosofize's
« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2009, 08:15:38 AM »

I only like Marla, I love my Molly.  Sorry IC.   ;D ;D

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« Reply #6 on: July 24, 2009, 08:31:10 AM »
After riding a string of older Honda's, 73-84's I sat down and for about a year really considered what I wanted, after perusing the internet for this period I decided on a 71 - 74 CB750K. Eventually I found my bike, a 1973 750 K, coincidentally the bike was built less month from the day I was born and was my birthday gift from my wife last year.

If I have my way this will not be the last bike I buy or build, but it will be with me for the rest of my days and be there for my children to enjoy as much as I have
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« Reply #7 on: July 24, 2009, 09:18:25 AM »
After riding a string of older Honda's, 73-84's I sat down and for about a year really considered what I wanted, after perusing the internet for this period I decided on a 71 - 74 CB750K. Eventually I found my bike, a 1973 750 K, coincidentally the bike was built less month from the day I was born and was my birthday gift from my wife last year.

If I have my way this will not be the last bike I buy or build, but it will be with me for the rest of my days and be there for my children to enjoy as much as I have
I don't ever think I'll sell mine either, that's why I'm not worried about resale value/ as in stock form.
everything I say is pure speculation and
I have no idea what I'm talking about  ._.


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« Reply #8 on: July 24, 2009, 12:24:47 PM »
she seems like a nice girl. was that the day you took her to meet your parents?


Parents are gone...



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« Reply #9 on: July 24, 2009, 12:43:25 PM »
lucky you, just take 'er in the bedroom, don't forget to hide your old stuffed animals. (unless she's into that) ;)
everything I say is pure speculation and
I have no idea what I'm talking about  ._.


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« Reply #10 on: July 24, 2009, 12:49:22 PM »
lucky you, just take 'er in the bedroom, don't forget to hide your old stuffed animals. (unless she's into that) ;)


Interesting take on it all. I do not remember ever owning a stuffed animal, is this something you associate with love? 

Maybe I missed something interesting, let us know the details of your fake fur associations it could be enlightening.

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« Reply #11 on: July 24, 2009, 12:52:12 PM »
So that zipper is for not having to squirm out of that suit when you want to...


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« Reply #12 on: July 24, 2009, 12:59:02 PM »
lucky you, just take 'er in the bedroom, don't forget to hide your old stuffed animals. (unless she's into that) ;)


Interesting take on it all. I do not remember ever owning a stuffed animal, is this something you associate with love?  

Maybe I missed something interesting, let us know the details of your fake fur associations it could be enlightening.
I was pretending that you meant your parents weren't home, and they lived in the same house you grew up in. and you brought the girl in the latex home to meet them.
   so now there's nothing to do but show her your room, that hasn't been redecorated since you left when you were 18.
in this pretend world there's a stuffed monkey on the shelf from when you were 3  and you might've wanted to hide that, might turn her off.


or we could go with this-
my mother was a team mascot.

everything I say is pure speculation and
I have no idea what I'm talking about  ._.


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« Reply #13 on: July 24, 2009, 01:00:51 PM »
also you're 20 years younger in this pretend world and your parents are still around.
everything I say is pure speculation and
I have no idea what I'm talking about  ._.


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« Reply #14 on: July 24, 2009, 01:03:03 PM »
Sigh to have to justify every reason why you would take home a girl in skin tight latex with easy acces ports to #$%* kinda takes the fun out of daydreaming...





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« Reply #15 on: July 24, 2009, 01:03:30 PM »
ha
everything I say is pure speculation and
I have no idea what I'm talking about  ._.


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« Reply #16 on: July 24, 2009, 01:05:02 PM »
Any other pics of this good girl?
I want to see what the grill looks like.
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« Reply #17 on: July 24, 2009, 01:06:32 PM »
All latex feels the same in the dark.

Besides, I'm thinkin 80's face to go with the get-up.

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« Reply #18 on: July 24, 2009, 01:15:32 PM »
me too,


she's probably British. ;) :D ;D
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« Reply #19 on: July 24, 2009, 01:27:04 PM »
 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
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« Reply #20 on: July 24, 2009, 01:57:45 PM »
 ::)

I guess this is why the south side bar is so popular.   


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I have a hard time connecting the photo to stuffed animals, I have a vivid imagination, but that bottom and Elmo do not connect...

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I do love that photo though.  It sets my mind to wandering, then I wonder who thinks up this clothing?

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« Reply #21 on: July 24, 2009, 02:01:59 PM »
Yes yes immature and yappy kids abound......

Perhaps someone in the porn industry figured that a zipper would work best?

Personally I think it would hurt the guy in the wrong position but....

That's just me.
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Re: Brian Philosofize's
« Reply #22 on: July 24, 2009, 02:09:21 PM »
It is a very long zipper.



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« Reply #23 on: July 24, 2009, 02:34:11 PM »
DVDA??

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« Reply #24 on: July 25, 2009, 05:55:55 AM »
South park dudes, another thought that does not enter my mind as I contemplate the length of that zipper.