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rhos1355

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It's tough getting old
« on: July 22, 2009, 12:37:24 PM »
A senior citizen goes in for his yearly physical with his wife tagging along.

When the doctor enters the examination room he says, "I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample."

The man, being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?"

The wife yells back to him,

"GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERPANTS"   

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Re: It's tough getting old
« Reply #1 on: July 22, 2009, 12:39:39 PM »
Excellent.
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Re: It's tough getting old
« Reply #2 on: July 22, 2009, 12:53:45 PM »
I love the thread... I'll repost this here from the South Side Bar...

Apparently an elderly couple didn't realize they'd hit something til they stopped at a McDonalds and someone pointed it out.  The old fella says, "well that must be why she's been running a little hot for the last few miles."
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Re: It's tough getting old
« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2009, 01:05:08 PM »
That is hilarious.
About 4 years ago I worked as a postman at the sorting office at a fairly largish town nearby, and one morning as I was doing my 'rounds a car drew to a halt and an ancient couple beckoned to me to approach so's they could ask directions.
They were looking for some church hall in a town about 50 miles away!! The look on their faces when I told them where they were was indescribable!!
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Re: It's tough getting old
« Reply #4 on: July 29, 2009, 05:59:09 PM »
Quote from: coldright on July 22, 2009, 12:53:45 PM
I love the thread... I'll repost this here from the South Side Bar...

Apparently an elderly couple didn't realize they'd hit something til they stopped at a McDonalds and someone pointed it out.  The old fella says, "well that must be why she's been running a little hot for the last few miles."

That actually happened not too far from where I live. Funny stuff.
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Re: It's tough getting old
« Reply #5 on: July 29, 2009, 07:13:45 PM »
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