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Offline Raul CB750K1

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Re: Are there any women on these forums?
« Reply #25 on: November 24, 2005, 06:41:23 AM »
Sometime ago a friend sent me a link for the "Cosmopolitan" magazine forum. Man, that was hilarious!!!!!

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Re: Are there any women on these forums?
« Reply #26 on: November 24, 2005, 08:38:41 AM »
This post should be linked with another topic of recent...nipples...if any pics are to be posted I only think it would be fair if they had a little nipple in each...picture that is

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We had 2 women at one time but I think Bufffo and Raul's "nipple talk" scared them off.
These wonderful little birds are great flyers, delicious eating, excellent for training your hunting dog, and just fun to shoot,or stuff and keep around the house.  Bobwhites can be put with other types of Quail and have very large penis's.  Quail are very popular with the babes.

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Re: Are there any women on these forums?
« Reply #27 on: November 24, 2005, 11:28:38 AM »
I was at a small restaurant in Bologna Italy, and as we were paying the bill the owner insisted that we do a shot of Grappa with him. We appreciated the gesture, but as far as the Grappa went, we were like "um...thanks" :-\

I ended up buying a bottle for my roomate, but after drinking some with her I've decided that I'll stick with bourbon.
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Re: Are there any women on these forums?
« Reply #28 on: November 24, 2005, 03:17:13 PM »
Grappa is definitely an aquired taste as is Schlivovitz.

If anybody is ever in my neck of the woods , I`ll turn you on to some of my own blackberry or raspberry wine. I make about ten bottles of each every year and it`s worth it`s weight in gold :P

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Re: Are there any women on these forums?
« Reply #29 on: November 25, 2005, 06:02:07 AM »
Hey guys , I know how to attract the women...............

I once attracted a woman.....
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« Reply #30 on: November 25, 2005, 06:38:54 PM »
That sounds like "end of story" ;D
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Re: Are there any women on these forums?
« Reply #31 on: November 25, 2005, 07:45:44 PM »
What's the late model Mustang forum? I have a  5.0 I bought new in '87.
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« Reply #32 on: November 25, 2005, 11:00:18 PM »
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WOW  That should bring the women in to this forum???????
These wonderful little birds are great flyers, delicious eating, excellent for training your hunting dog, and just fun to shoot,or stuff and keep around the house.  Bobwhites can be put with other types of Quail and have very large penis's.  Quail are very popular with the babes.

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Re: Are there any women on these forums?
« Reply #33 on: November 26, 2005, 07:37:49 AM »
Yeah but it seems more women would be likely to drive a sports car than a CB none the less :D

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Re: Are there any women on these forums?
« Reply #34 on: November 26, 2005, 08:21:38 AM »
Ok OK,
I will allow my wife to post here once I give her the
Kawasaki CSR 305 I am restoring for her birthday.
 Then, when her
legs get longer, I will let her buy the 1974 CB550
and she can then become a valid sohc poster. Non?

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« Reply #35 on: November 26, 2005, 12:00:09 PM »
IF we was more seriously then my be bean more  lady`s ;) on this forum .
And the language maybe been nicer in searten discussions  ;D

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Re: Are there any women on these forums?
« Reply #36 on: November 26, 2005, 04:23:36 PM »
glenn,maybe you should start a sohc dating forum,you could make oodles of money with that. :D
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Re: Are there any women on these forums?
« Reply #37 on: November 26, 2005, 08:37:49 PM »
oh sh!t - can't i go ANYWHERE without being confronted by a dam^ dating website??? I'VE HAD ENOUGH!!!
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« Reply #38 on: November 26, 2005, 08:58:05 PM »
Don't worry about Dusterdude he's was hitting on Eldar a few post back. 
These wonderful little birds are great flyers, delicious eating, excellent for training your hunting dog, and just fun to shoot,or stuff and keep around the house.  Bobwhites can be put with other types of Quail and have very large penis's.  Quail are very popular with the babes.

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Re: Are there any women on these forums?
« Reply #39 on: November 26, 2005, 09:10:43 PM »
Picture of Ex GF and the bike.. Yes, I know she's a basketcase.. and the bike needs fixing too...  :D


http://i14.photobucket.com/albums/a324/scottolan/DSC01173.jpg
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Re: Are there any women on these forums?
« Reply #40 on: November 26, 2005, 09:29:19 PM »

as i've said many times - Southern girls are without a doubt the cutest girls in the country.
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Re: Are there any women on these forums?
« Reply #41 on: November 27, 2005, 06:53:51 AM »
I think the green in the photo brings out the best in her eyes.
Was this done on purpose?
Definitely, women are prettier in the south, and north like Montreal, Quebec City,
"the grass is always greener on the other...'

Or in the case of the picture... the moss is always greener on Cb550's
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Re: Are there any women on these forums?
« Reply #42 on: November 28, 2005, 09:25:23 AM »
That's pollen.. not moss... and it's a 750...

The Sony camera I have shows all the green really BRIGHT.. the grass isn't nearly that NEON green.. the pollen is that green though.. Lord help you if you have alergies in Louisiana!

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Re: Are there any women on these forums?
« Reply #43 on: November 29, 2005, 07:39:19 AM »
mylittleho,
sorry about that. I broke my glasses yesterday. All green stuff on ground,bikes etc etc
 looks like moss to me.
The hotel I stayed at in Meterie, Louisiana a few years back had lots ofgreen
 moss/pollen/eye shawdoe
etc in the pool.
And the women that knocked on the doors late at nite were wearing greeen stuff also....
wonder what it was.

So, did you paint your fenders greeen?
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Re: Are there any women on these forums?
« Reply #44 on: November 29, 2005, 09:20:26 AM »
Thats about 5-10 years of pollen buildup on the chrome..  :D ;)

She's never had a bath.. I need to cut the chain or move the tensioner in to get the chain off and get her out of there and over to my house..

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Re: Are there any women on these forums?
« Reply #45 on: November 29, 2005, 09:22:51 AM »
screw it,cut it
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Re: Are there any women on these forums?
« Reply #46 on: November 29, 2005, 09:25:05 AM »
I would but it is 150 feet from a power supply and I don't feel like using a hacksaw!

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« Reply #47 on: November 29, 2005, 09:55:02 AM »
Anyone notice the quickest way to find your wife in a department store after she has dirched you is to go talk to a woman, any woman. Usually when I start to talk to "another woman" my wife is there within about 20 seconds.

Works good at car/bike shows too  ;D

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« Reply #48 on: November 29, 2005, 10:38:37 AM »
Anyone notice the quickest way to find your wife in a department store after she has dirched you is to go talk to a woman, any woman. Usually when I start to talk to "another woman" my wife is there within about 20 seconds.

Works good at car/bike shows too  ;D
aint that the truth
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« Reply #49 on: November 29, 2005, 11:04:01 AM »
\ElCheapo
Anyone notice the quickest way to find your wife in a department store after she has dirched you is to go talk to a woman, any woman. Usually when I start to talk to "another woman" my wife is there within about 20 seconds.
Works good at car/bike shows too ;D
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You lucky man ;D think having a wife
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