Topic: Stay away from Einstein

[Deltarider]

Well, since you all insist (sigh), here’s the story. In spite of distance in age (she 23 and me 50) Julie and I had a wonderfull relation. She benefitted much from my experience as an older man and I enjoyed her experience that seemed to have come to her so naturally. But… turning 50, I started to wonder if I would remain attractive for her much longer. Not that I was worried sick, but every now and then, I would face the mirror to look for any signs of aging, that Julie could soon detect. Accidentally by this time, I was reading a book, I had found in a secondhand bookshop. It was called The Unbearable Relativity of Species, if I remember well and was written by someone by the name of Einstein who claimed to be a professor. (to be continued soon, please don't interrupt, let me overcome my grief)

[Deltarider]

Now, most of Einstein’s book is unreadable as Albert makes things far to complicated, by stating all matter is relative. Nevertheless I had to say: Geez, this Einstein seems to know his stuff. He got me hooked where he explains that by travelling fast one could return to one’s loved ones younger than before departure. No wonder that I - in the state that I was -  decided to put his hypothesy to the test.
“Where are you going”, Julie asked when she saw me grabbing my helmet. I murmured I wanted to do some riding, but there’s no way you can hide things from a woman. So I told her what I had read an that I wanted to see if it would work for me. She looked at my face with curiosity as if she saw it for the first time. (to be continued soon, please don't interrupt, let me overcome my grief)

[Deltarider]

I noticed well that what Albert had written about relativness and matter was a bit above Julie's head, when she asked: “Does he mean that our relation doesn’t matter anymore because I’ve put on weight?”
“Don’t you worry, darling”, I put her at ease and on leaving I gave her a big hug. I went out on the highway and the next hour I was riding happily and faster than I ever did before.
“Well?”, I asked when she opened the door for me.
“Well, what?”, she replied.
“Do I look any younger?”, I asked, smiling hopefully. Julie gave me that curious look again and said:
“Hard to tell, maybe you should do some more riding.”
(to be continued soon)

[Deltarider]

Her advise was well meant and off I went. This time I decided to do things thoroughly and I headed for the German border. Now Germany is the only country that has no national speedlimit. Actually it is law to have a brick in your car so you can  lay it on the accelerator for distances longer than 10km. Right over the border I filled my tank with Shell’s finest V-Power 100 and I roared off like a rockett. I accelerated hard hitting redline in each gear and soon, at 160km/h, I was even able to keep up with local traffic. Then I went in third stage by lowering my nosegear between the meters and on hitting 170 km/h I felt younger than ever before. It seemed Albert had made my day. Thewrefore after an hour I rode back carefully maintaining the same high speed.
“I think I start to see some difference”, Julie said judgng my face with interest. Behind her in the hall was Frank, my best friend and he thought he could see some difference too. He had come over to help Julie with the plumbing and suggested me to do some prolonged hard riding.
“Yeah ride it harder and longer”, Julie exclaimed and she clapped her hands in excitement..
“Why don’t you take my bike, it’s very fast”, Frank added and he threw the keys of his bike at me.   

[Deltarider]

Typical Frank, always there to help.
(I'll continue as soon as I've found the strength)

[rhos1355]

Aw, c'mooooon. Don't keep us in suspense like that.

I can't sleep now!!!

[Deltarider]

Now Frank and I, we're the best of friends and our friendship is real strong, but somehow, when I was racing his Fazer down the Autobahn, it appeared to me that something was not right. There was no guarantee that I had become younger, whereas Julie (and Frank!) had looked much younger that last time, so I figured Einstein maybe had mixed things up.
(to be continued)

[Laminar]

Writing a romance novel under the guise of SOHC/4 posts?

[manjisann]

He jacked my thread 
and then doesn't have the decency to finish his story!

Brandon

[Damfino]

I've got a funny feeling about this 'Frank' guy.....

[simon#42]

me too

[HavocTurbo]

So a plumber eh?

Always feel younger with a clean set of pipes?

[Duke McDukiedook]

And a mustache ride...

[manjisann]

  I'm a little worried now, I think maybe Frank offed him and ran of with his girl, or he's so young now he can't reach the keyboard!!

Brandon

[tramp]

getting older maybe he forgot what he was doing

[74cb750]

DUDE! Come on, finish the story.

I know a Frank, and frankly he's kinda sneaky. Could it be the same Frank?
Can you get younger on the Autobann?

[Gordon]

Isn't it the middle of the night in Amsterdam?

[mcpuffett]

Frank's got something to do with it 

[andy750]

Bollocks I got sucked in as well......

[lordmoonpie]

Hmmm, it's not looking good - it could have been Frank N Furter - the Satanic Plumber!

[rhos1355]

Hmmm, it's not looking good - it could have been Frank N Furter - the Satanic Plumber!

ROTFLMFAO

[GoatBaSS]

On a bed of nails he makes me wait.....

[manjisann]

I dunno, maybe someone should go and make sure he is ok. If I had a visa, I'd fly over there 

Brandon

[rhos1355]

Maybe he's in the slammer after murdering Frank.
Even so, courtesy demands that he relieves us all of this heart thumping suspense.

BTW..........my money's on Frank.

[Duke McDukiedook]

Frank the tank.