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In case anyone was wondering where the magical ass rape fairy went
« on: July 02, 2009, 07:17:20 PM »
He's camping out with my bike working his ass rape magic on my carbs once again and having his way with my rear breaks. It's been a few months so I guess it's my turn. She's firing half ass on 1 and 2 with all new spark plugs and good spark. Spit test shows hot on 3 and 4, but 1 is doing hardly anything and 2 sizzles a wee bit. I now having something to do with my unemployed ass besides apply for a million jobs and RIDE.
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Re: In case anyone was wondering where the magical ass rape fairy went
« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2009, 08:22:06 PM »
Yeah he made a side trip up north tonight:


Also stripped the 2nd to last bolt I had to torque on my cylinder head cover.
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Re: In case anyone was wondering where the magical ass rape fairy went
« Reply #2 on: July 02, 2009, 08:33:04 PM »
Ahhh, jeez. That is no fun at all.
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Re: In case anyone was wondering where the magical ass rape fairy went
« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2009, 08:52:30 PM »
HEY !!!  Just make sure you keep that rapeing fairy on the east side !!!   ;D
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Re: In case anyone was wondering where the magical ass rape fairy went
« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2009, 08:56:42 PM »
lol...

Havin brake rotors put on my car, was told I can't order brembo brakes to have the guy install, i have to use his supplier of, "I don't know, china manufactured?" brake rotors  ::)
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Re: In case anyone was wondering where the magical ass rape fairy went
« Reply #5 on: July 02, 2009, 09:18:20 PM »
I think he's pretty comfortable here actually.  :'(

Quote from: BLUE71TURBO on July 02, 2009, 08:52:30 PM
HEY !!!  Just make sure you keep that rapeing fairy on the east side !!!   ;D
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Re: In case anyone was wondering where the magical ass rape fairy went
« Reply #6 on: July 03, 2009, 12:32:40 AM »
Can I blame him for the excessive amount of rain that has stopped me riding for a fortnight? >:(
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Re: In case anyone was wondering where the magical ass rape fairy went
« Reply #7 on: July 03, 2009, 06:25:28 AM »
Quote from: jeepster on July 02, 2009, 08:22:06 PM
Also stripped the 2nd to last bolt I had to torque on my cylinder head cover.

In that case, he was at my house about 3 months ago doing the same work...
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Re: In case anyone was wondering where the magical ass rape fairy went
« Reply #8 on: July 03, 2009, 07:46:22 AM »
Quote from: Hush on July 03, 2009, 12:32:40 AM
Can I blame him for the excessive amount of rain that has stopped me riding for a fortnight? >:(
That would be the no less magical f*cked weather fairy that's hanging out with you  :)
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Re: In case anyone was wondering where the magical ass rape fairy went
« Reply #9 on: July 05, 2009, 07:46:33 AM »
He stopped by here, my brother brought his k4 over to put on the new tires and now his won't start either.
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Re: In case anyone was wondering where the magical ass rape fairy went
« Reply #10 on: July 05, 2009, 10:48:49 AM »
One question for ya guy's.......What make's you think it's a guy fairy ?   I really do believe it's a man hating woman
ass kicking fairy !!!!    :o
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Re: In case anyone was wondering where the magical ass rape fairy went
« Reply #11 on: July 05, 2009, 11:13:10 AM »
yeah... does nobody here have a wife that asks when you are leaving that god forsaken bike alone and coming to bed??? this fairy is a woman for sure! Same biotch that is holding up my fork seals from getting here on time a week ago!
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Re: In case anyone was wondering where the magical ass rape fairy went
« Reply #12 on: July 05, 2009, 11:32:30 AM »
At least she jumped from my brothers bike back into mine. Got his running!
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Re: In case anyone was wondering where the magical ass rape fairy went
« Reply #13 on: July 05, 2009, 12:54:37 PM »
Hey fbomb your magical fairy was in Kalamazoo today. Raped and broke my speedo cable on a 750 and left me to bravely face the infamous old stripped out speedo screw syndrome. Well that magical fella gave me a battle for awhile but we broke out the tough stuff. The little cold chisel and a nail set and fought back-hammered it into submission. Score is Eric 1-Magigical a&# rape fairy 0-go visit someone else.
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Re: In case anyone was wondering where the magical ass rape fairy went
« Reply #14 on: July 05, 2009, 02:50:37 PM »
He must have flown by me on the way to someone else's place. Last week I decided to rebuild my GL calipers, so I ordered new o rings. I was told they'd be in Friday, Friday comes and no phone call. Seems they called on Thursday and I never got the message. By the time I found out they were closed. So, no o-rings until Tuesday when they open. Then, I was putting the wiring back together, got my gages on, and fed the speedo cable up to where it goes. I did not put it on the speedo yet, not the speedo drive. Yeah, I went for a test around the block and it fell out. Actually, the inner cable fell out and then the outer part. The kicker is I just bought it early this summer. That plus the handling issue...
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Re: In case anyone was wondering where the magical ass rape fairy went
« Reply #15 on: July 05, 2009, 03:39:31 PM »
keep it away! keep it away!  Fbomb, you need to take your carbs apart into a million pieces and get your unemployed ass busy cleaning them. 8)
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Re: In case anyone was wondering where the magical ass rape fairy went
« Reply #16 on: July 05, 2009, 06:10:07 PM »
Now it's in NY. My CB650 suddenly stopped charging. Had to push my bike to a friends house. Now I have to truck it 60 miles back home to work on it.  >:(
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Re: In case anyone was wondering where the magical ass rape fairy went
« Reply #17 on: July 05, 2009, 08:07:03 PM »
can't even bump start it? 650s and not-charging is about synonymous.
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Re: In case anyone was wondering where the magical ass rape fairy went
« Reply #18 on: July 05, 2009, 08:12:22 PM »
Which one of you lot gave the ass rape fairy the plane fare to Australia..... ::)
Last week the clutch master cylinder went in my truck, then the wife comes home and says, what is the funny noise in the back of my car, the right rear brake caliper had seized. So i jumped in her car, stuck in reverse so i could put the car in the drive and have a look at it and bang, the radiator split and shot water half way across the road, all in the space of about 1 hour......if i ever catch that little ass raping little bastard .......... >:(

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Re: In case anyone was wondering where the magical ass rape fairy went
« Reply #19 on: July 05, 2009, 08:17:19 PM »
And I thought I had a BAD week.Hang in there Mate---- :-\
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Re: In case anyone was wondering where the magical ass rape fairy went
« Reply #20 on: July 06, 2009, 12:36:36 AM »
All fixed now but i'm still wary of the little bugger.... ;)

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Re: In case anyone was wondering where the magical ass rape fairy went
« Reply #21 on: July 16, 2009, 11:33:39 AM »
I wonder if that little bastard gets frequent flyer miles? He went down under and is still raping mine. That's a lot of flight time... Hope I have enough mayonaise...  ;)
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Re: In case anyone was wondering where the magical ass rape fairy went
« Reply #22 on: July 16, 2009, 11:42:18 AM »
mayonnaise a lotta ass violation going on...

...sorry. I had a Foxworthy moment... :D
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Re: In case anyone was wondering where the magical ass rape fairy went
« Reply #23 on: July 16, 2009, 05:37:21 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D   nice...

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Re: In case anyone was wondering where the magical ass rape fairy went
« Reply #24 on: August 05, 2009, 09:00:47 PM »
Well, I finally got my charging system fixed. Intermittant broken wire in the alternator. now y'all can keep that ass-raping butt munch out of NY, thank you very much. of course I am keeping a supply of mayo pn hand just in case...    :D
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