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Re: Stay away from Einstein
« Reply #25 on: August 04, 2009, 09:23:39 AM »
Ok, this isn't funny any more.......I need to know. Did Frank do the dirty with his wife while he was riding? Is he unable to finish because he's a baby and has a hard time getting access to a computer between naps and diaper changes? Inquiring minds want to know. ;D

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Re: Stay away from Einstein
« Reply #26 on: August 04, 2009, 09:35:04 AM »
Ahh the suspense, frank that's not your plumbing....
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Re: Stay away from Einstein
« Reply #27 on: August 04, 2009, 11:59:26 AM »
I know, frank came over to lay some pipe, but he forgot his tape measure and needs her to lay down next to the plumbing so he knows where to cut it. But she has to remove her clothes because clothes might interfere with the measuring.
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Re: Stay away from Einstein
« Reply #28 on: August 04, 2009, 12:02:40 PM »
Aw c'mon, Ya can't set it up like that and then just walk away!  C'MON!
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Re: Stay away from Einstein
« Reply #29 on: August 04, 2009, 12:38:33 PM »
It is more simple than that. When Frank asked Deltarider whether he would be willing to swap rides, he was not talking about Delta's bike....

The story is funny as hell, I'm caught too.

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Re: Stay away from Einstein
« Reply #30 on: August 04, 2009, 05:47:02 PM »
I noticed Delta edited his last post to add - (and Frank!) - earlier today but has left us hangin' on the rest of the story.....

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Re: Stay away from Einstein
« Reply #31 on: August 04, 2009, 08:45:06 PM »
I'm beginning to think that this is one of those stories you never finish, you just leave everyone hanging.

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Re: Stay away from Einstein
« Reply #32 on: August 06, 2009, 08:04:42 PM »
I wrote an ending.  Wanna read it?  Or would that ruin the fun?

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Re: Stay away from Einstein
« Reply #33 on: August 06, 2009, 08:16:32 PM »
Well since frank appears to have taken out our dear forum member, someone needs to finish the story! Haha, maybe we should all write a finish, and then see whose is best.

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Re: Stay away from Einstein
« Reply #34 on: August 06, 2009, 08:46:54 PM »
Okay:

Now I can talk about it.  Finally.

An off ramp came up.  I took it, rode across and got back on going home.  Franks Fazer never ran faster than that last two hundred k's.  Across the border and home again I pulled into our driveway.  There were no lights in the windows, and when I walked in the house was nearly silent.  Then, from upstairs came a faint sound.  It sounded as if two people were up there.  A chill settled in my gut.  It couldn't be.  Not Frank, not my best friend.  But, but, yeah, he'd been there when I came home the first time.  And they both seemed eager to see me go try for youth.  Hadn't Frank nearly thrown his keys at me?  The chill spread. 

I stood on the first step and listened.  Yes, noises, voices from above indistinct, joyful?  The chill became a fire and I strode purposefully upstairs.  To my right our bedroom door was closed, and from behind it the sounds continued.  Now the fire was a blaze and I didn't waste time.  There was a loud crash as the door slammed open, followed by terrified wailing.

There on the floor sat two small figures, a girl and a boy.  One draped in what appeared to be Julie's dress, the other in jeans and a t-shirt that would fit an adult.  I looked closer and recognised a near infant Julie, and a very young Frank.  It seems Einstien had made a small mistake.  I hadn't become younger, Julie and Frank had.

What could I do?  In a daze I slipped them into the bed, quieted them down and watched as they fell asleep.  Then, after gassing the Fazer I took a long, fast ride back down the autobahn.  It was nearly daylight when I finally came back.

Now, weeks later, as I ride Frank's Fazer it sometimes crosses my mind - where did they go?  After all, when I got home after my next ride there was nothing in the bed except a dress, a pair of jeans and a t-shirt.  Where did they go?  I may never know.

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Re: Stay away from Einstein
« Reply #35 on: August 06, 2009, 09:27:25 PM »
Weird.

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Re: Stay away from Einstein
« Reply #36 on: August 06, 2009, 11:21:44 PM »
Well I for one like it, Dram! Very apropos. Einstein wasn't right about everything, you know. He may have mixed up a couple variables.

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Re: Stay away from Einstein
« Reply #37 on: August 07, 2009, 12:03:31 AM »
excellent, Dram, excellent

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Re: Stay away from Einstein
« Reply #38 on: August 07, 2009, 04:06:54 AM »
Bravo, you managed to explain everything and skirt some of the rather sordid details! I like it!

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Re: Stay away from Einstein
« Reply #39 on: August 07, 2009, 04:36:55 AM »
Bravo, you managed to explain everything and skirt some of the rather sordid details! I like it!

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Not quite....I mean did Frank fix the plumbing? Was there still an airlock in the pipes? Did it start knocking every time you turned the tap on and did it remind you of frank and julie every time you took a dump and flushed?!

You can't leave it hanging there DRam, what was it - leaky ball valve or an old damaged washer?.....damn I'm hooked again!  :D
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Re: Stay away from Einstein
« Reply #40 on: August 07, 2009, 06:07:52 AM »
WHAT IS THAT RUNNING WATER SOUND? :D
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Re: Stay away from Einstein
« Reply #41 on: August 07, 2009, 08:08:42 AM »
Excellent story, Stephen King had one touched on this subject but no nearly as well Bravo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Stay away from Einstein
« Reply #42 on: August 07, 2009, 09:25:07 AM »
Great read, that had me for days. ;D
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Re: Stay away from Einstein
« Reply #43 on: August 07, 2009, 11:30:25 AM »
I like the alternate ending, but I'm still bent the OP hasn't come back and finished it his way! Maybe he ran off with Evo ;)

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Re: Stay away from Einstein
« Reply #44 on: August 11, 2009, 07:31:49 PM »
Shame on you Delta for leaving this hanging!!!! >:(
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