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Offline Jerry Rxman Griffin aka MuthaF'er

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Seaweb's surprise dunking in the beer trough
« on: August 13, 2009, 11:55:15 AM »
I knew what was going to happen as soon as Derek stepped foot behind the bar! This was so #$%*ing hilarious I couldn't get my camera set to video because I was laughing my ass off. 2 "lady" bartenders ganged up on him. The one you see in the pictures snuck up behind him, reached around him with a big bear hug and removed his belt. Big girl that probably could've kicked his ass. At this point I know what was going through his mind. She began to reach into his pockets but that was to remove anything that shouldn't get wet. Are we thinking hand job here? At this point the second culprit came over with a can of Cool Whip, pulled out the front of his jeans and proceeded to fill him up. Heaven on earth he was thinking I'd bet. Her hand did go down there also to help with the charade. At this point Derek was so caught up in this he didn't realize why they moved him over to the beer trough. The beer trough did not have any beer, only water. It took both of the burly "ladies" but they proceeded to dunk him even with his resistance. He came up, went back, came up, went back, a third time no less. The following pictures are the aftermath AND the beginning of a cold wet 20 mile ride home with temps in the 50's.

 





Sorry Derek, but you know I had to do it. Paybacks are hell.  ;D :D ;) :)
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Re: Seaweb's surprise dunking in the beer trough
« Reply #1 on: August 13, 2009, 11:56:57 AM »
okay, I'M GOING NEXT YEAR! you guys had way too much fun for me to not be involved in it.
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Re: Seaweb's surprise dunking in the beer trough
« Reply #2 on: August 13, 2009, 12:36:17 PM »
Derek, that'll teach ya to hang around with that Rxman :D :D :D :D :D :D :D

Looked fun though from this side of the computer ;D ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Seaweb's surprise dunking in the beer trough
« Reply #3 on: August 13, 2009, 12:40:26 PM »
If those two every make it to NYC, they will never been seen again.
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« Reply #4 on: August 13, 2009, 12:42:33 PM »
Derek and Jerry or the bar maids ? :D :D :D :D

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Re: Seaweb's surprise dunking in the beer trough
« Reply #5 on: August 13, 2009, 01:55:53 PM »
Quote from: SamCB750A on August 13, 2009, 12:42:33 PM
Derek and Jerry or the bar maids ? :D :D :D :D

Sam. ;)
Derek and Jerry. They would be lured into a World of nonstop depravity and dissipation and disappear. Took a trip or two into that World in my younger days. Not a bad place actually.  ;D
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Re: Seaweb's surprise dunking in the beer trough
« Reply #6 on: August 13, 2009, 05:41:11 PM »
Great stuff Jerry!! We need to see more!!

And where is the partyman??! Lost in the wilds somewhere covered in Cool Whip with his eyebrows shaved off?  ;D ;D


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Re: Seaweb's surprise dunking in the beer trough
« Reply #7 on: August 13, 2009, 05:44:35 PM »
Quote from: andy750 on August 13, 2009, 05:41:11 PM
Great stuff Jerry!! We need to see more!!

And where is the partyman??! Lost in the wilds somewhere covered in Cool Whip with his eyebrows shaved off?  ;D ;D



Maybe something worse Andy. Maybe we don;t want to know.  ;D
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Re: Seaweb's surprise dunking in the beer trough
« Reply #8 on: August 13, 2009, 06:46:54 PM »
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If those two every make it to NYC, they will never been seen again.

Oh, they'd like HOGS N' HEFFERS in the lower West side meat district. Best place to git real stupid
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Re: Seaweb's surprise dunking in the beer trough
« Reply #9 on: August 13, 2009, 06:59:24 PM »
Got home last night. Made the very last ferry home to Gabriola at 11:30.
Started at 9:00 AM in the morning just West of the Idaho Border in Washington and made it home in one last 14 hour effort. You would have been impressed Jerry ;D

Home coming was worth the effort  ;)

I'll start a Thread on the Travel, Debauchery and Carnage of 3 weeks on a bike from the West Coast to Sturgis and back soon......and yes the I did end up in a police car within the 1st 3 hours in Sturgis 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)

P.S. Thanks for the reminder photo Jerry ;D
Also... It was very strange driving my truck today, I actually found myself feathering the clutch coming up a hill in 1st turning left.......like I was still balancing a bike and had to keep momentum ::)
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Re: Seaweb's surprise dunking in the beer trough
« Reply #10 on: August 13, 2009, 07:27:34 PM »
Glad to see you made it home safely. You also have memories that will carry you forever.
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Re: Seaweb's surprise dunking in the beer trough
« Reply #11 on: August 13, 2009, 07:28:19 PM »
Oh, I can't wait  ;)

Plus I got home in time for my birthday present  :o  ;D
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Re: Seaweb's surprise dunking in the beer trough
« Reply #12 on: August 13, 2009, 07:45:06 PM »
So......Bob was good to you?
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Re: Seaweb's surprise dunking in the beer trough
« Reply #13 on: August 13, 2009, 09:38:14 PM »
Glad you made it back Derek! Sounds like you made us proud...although you may have set back foreign relations a tad!  ;)

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Re: Seaweb's surprise dunking in the beer trough
« Reply #14 on: August 13, 2009, 10:56:08 PM »
Quote from: seaweb11 on August 13, 2009, 07:45:06 PM
So......Bob was good to you?

Yes she was. Now I have to explain the Bob thing. Bob is the nickname I gave my wife Stacy during a diving trip to the Caymans some years back. She bought new dive gear before we left. It seems she has this panic thing. Every time she started to descend she'd "bob" right back up like a fishing bobber complaining there was something wrong with her new gear. Such as, the mouth piece leaked. I had to tell her to quit clenching it with her teeth and close her lips. Took about 4 attempts before she quit freaking. Last number of times she has just flopped over and descended. However she was a little concerned last year with the sharks and currents in Palau. Go figure?!
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« Reply #15 on: August 13, 2009, 11:10:31 PM »
Was an explanation needed?  ;D
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