Author Topic: New Zealand in Crisis, helped out by their Aussie mates! (Read 10289 times)

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #25 on:** October 26, 2005, 07:51:28 PM »

Thanks Andy, I enjoyed reading your post and I'm sure a lot of Aussies will agree with you re: John's knees. I'll let you off on the XXXX slur, I actually prefer good Bourbon and never had a taste for any beer really, although like you, I will publicly defend it to the death, because just like you, I'm not only proud of where I come from, but actually really enjoy living here too.

Keep the jokes and piss-taking going mate, I'm really enjoying it, although I'm not sure what our American and European friends are making of it, in some countries what we've said to each other is tantamount to war! Say "G'Day" to your poor unfortunate wife for me and tell her it won't be long before she can once again breathe the pure air of the fatherland, (oops, sorry about that, was my German showing?) ha ha, Cheers, Terry.

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #26 on:** October 26, 2005, 07:56:29 PM »

Quote from: Quail "Owner of the comfortable k8" on October 26, 2005, 07:36:36 PM

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Well done Eldy, you must be in the top 1% of Americans, a recent survey indicated that 99% of Americans could not identify Australia on a map of the world!
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Terry
Do you really think 1% of Americans know where Australia is? I do not think 1% of us in the USA think anyone lives outside of the US and Europe. Australia is on the bottom of the world, no one could live there, you would fall off. Just ask 99% of North Americans!

Terry (USA)

Hey Terry, where've you been hiding? You're quite right of course, if it wasn't for velcro tires on my beeeyootiful K1, we'd just float off into space. Man, it's hard enough keeping the front wheel on the ground now! Cheers, Terry.

SteveD CB500F · « **Reply #27 on:** October 27, 2005, 03:36:43 AM »

Keep up the banter is what I say.

It's great fun to sit on the sidelines and watch...

eldar · « **Reply #28 on:** October 27, 2005, 08:24:02 AM »

You know quail, with these aussies being upside down and all, you would think that their blood would rush totheir brains.....Then we remember that we are talking about aussies and of couse they are not equiped so rushing blood does not affect them!

dusterdude · « **Reply #29 on:** October 27, 2005, 09:21:25 AM »

man that was hard.

Quail "Owner of the comfortable k8" · « **Reply #30 on:** October 27, 2005, 01:47:41 PM »

It is time for a new thread: THE DUSTERDUDE V/S ELDAR SMACKDOWN. You two might as well be married. I have never seen two people that belong on reverse sides of a coin like you guys. One says sh-- the other says shine-ola.

Eldar
while I do enjoy the comfort of a K8 like yourself, I do not want to be the one to have to explain the Law of gravity (by the way it's not just a good idea. It's the law.) and why the Aussies blood does not run to there heads. PS Terry (OZ) does not use Velcro tires. Now as to the reason they are the way they are, i don't know. BUT (you knew that was coming) I think the long trip from England to OZ in the early days led a great number of the prisioners to turn on one another and in the russle and tussle homosexual acts were preformed. This shame ate at there minds until the biproduct: the modern Aussie man came into existance. The kiwi's I guess liked the trip and started a sheep business to cover up there unnatural desires. The Aussie's in thier shame forced the Kiwi's off the big island. So today you have the Sheep Shaggers V/S My Old Man was a Man Shagger banter exist to this day. The history of the world according to a man named after a bird.

Terry (USA)

dusterdude · « **Reply #31 on:** October 27, 2005, 01:56:37 PM »

terry(usa) you`re a trip.hey eldar,want to get married.i think we can go to vermont now.

eldar · « **Reply #32 on:** October 27, 2005, 02:03:33 PM »

Can always pick up some maple syrup on our way through! We can stop at quails place then!

Quail "Owner of the comfortable k8" · « **Reply #33 on:** October 27, 2005, 02:23:03 PM »

Quote from: dusterdude on October 27, 2005, 01:56:37 PM

hey eldar,want to get married.i think we can go to vermont now.

Quote from: Quail "Owner of the comfortable k8" on October 27, 2005, 01:47:41 PM

It is time for a new thread: THE DUSTERDUDE V/S ELDAR SMACKDOWN. You two might as well be married.

This is not what i meant when I suggested the THE DUSTERDUDE V/S ELDAR SMACKDOWN!!!!!!!

Dusterdude stay away from my Eldar. You both are more than welcome to visit me in PA but you can forget that road trip to VT. Eldar an I have been through alot "together". Eldar I am sorry about that gravity remark. Forgive me for the harsh remark. I have some maple syrup if you need any.

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #34 on:** October 27, 2005, 03:33:50 PM »

I'm lost for words! I'll have to do some research and get back to you, I'm too busy laughing right now! Cheers, Terry.

750deepsouth · « **Reply #35 on:** October 28, 2005, 02:03:21 AM »

Quote from: Terry in Australia on October 26, 2005, 07:51:28 PM

Thanks Andy, I enjoyed reading your post and I'm sure a lot of Aussies will agree with you re: John's knees. I'll let you off on the XXXX slur, I actually prefer good Bourbon and never had a taste for any beer really, although like you, I will publicly defend it to the death, because just like you, I'm not only proud of where I come from, but actually really enjoy living here too.

Keep the jokes and piss-taking going mate, I'm really enjoying it, although I'm not sure what our American and European friends are making of it, in some countries what we've said to each other is tantamount to war! Say "G'Day" to your poor unfortunate wife for me and tell her it won't be long before she can once again breathe the pure air of the fatherland, (oops, sorry about that, was my German showing?) ha ha, Cheers, Terry.

Well spoken, Terry! yes, we are a band of brothers. We tend to fight our wars on the sporting fields, who's got all the silver now ? Cricket - oh ? England? *shiver* Bledisloe? opps who? ALL BLACKS! World Rugby Cup ARGG British Isles! Golf!! your guys can't finish them off ! God bless Micheal Campbell...
Oh dear. Drunken ramble eases - thinks, slowly, I'm gonna pay for this.....

Leaving - slowly - the best reason to be a 'southern man'

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #36 on:** October 28, 2005, 04:56:07 AM »

Quote from: Quail "Owner of the comfortable k8" on October 27, 2005, 02:23:03 PM

Quote from: dusterdude on October 27, 2005, 01:56:37 PM
hey eldar,want to get married.i think we can go to vermont now.
Quote from: Quail "Owner of the comfortable k8" on October 27, 2005, 01:47:41 PM
It is time for a new thread: THE DUSTERDUDE V/S ELDAR SMACKDOWN. You two might as well be married.
This is not what i meant when I suggested the THE DUSTERDUDE V/S ELDAR SMACKDOWN!!!!!!!
Dusterdude stay away from my Eldar. You both are more than welcome to visit me in PA but you can forget that road trip to VT. Eldar an I have been through alot "together". Eldar I am sorry about that gravity remark. Forgive me for the harsh remark. I have some maple syrup if you need any.

And you two are NOT gay? Hmmnnnn................ Ha ha, Cheers, Terry.

dusterdude · « **Reply #37 on:** October 28, 2005, 05:26:17 AM »

eldy,pa is good for me,im not that far from there.then its straight up 95 to vermont.

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #38 on:** October 28, 2005, 06:08:42 AM »

You too Dusty? Man, is there some kinda gay virus infecting the lower 48? That's it, i'm moving to New Zealand with my mate Andy, no one knows (or cares) where New Zealand is, ha ha! Save me a good looking sheep and a bottle of that "Whykickamoocow Lager", here I come! Cheers, Terry. (in hiding)

dusterdude · « **Reply #39 on:** October 28, 2005, 06:46:16 AM »

terry,i kinda figured that since gay folks have more rights than us straight folks nowadays and if eldar is willing....why the hell not?

Terry in Australia · « **Reply #40 on:** October 28, 2005, 06:59:54 AM »

Yeah, but willing to do what, Dusty? (or maybe I shouldn't ask.....)

dusterdude · « **Reply #41 on:** October 28, 2005, 07:02:05 AM »

you might not want to know.

eldar · « **Reply #42 on:** October 28, 2005, 07:16:38 AM »

It does have its advantages! It also seems like most of the hot women think gays are more sensitive. HHmmmm. I might have to capitolize on that!

dusterdude · « **Reply #43 on:** October 28, 2005, 07:27:12 AM »

aint that the truth

Quail "Owner of the comfortable k8" · « **Reply #44 on:** October 28, 2005, 05:40:31 PM »

I think I am sensitive now also. I do not like the term "Gay" now that we are out of the garage so to speak. I think QUEER is a powerful manly term. Let me show you why I believe this: Dusterdude is a QUEER. See powerful, he felt the blood rise when he read that! Buy the way the OL LADY TOLD ME I WAS NOT ALLOWED TO BE QUEER/GAY/FAGGOT ANY MORE, so you guys can head up to VT. I wish you all the best. PS I have heard Maple syurp is not a lube.

Stop in if you QUEERS can drag yourselfs out of bed.

BobbyR · « **Reply #45 on:** November 16, 2005, 01:25:05 PM »

As we say in da Bronx, youse guys dunno that in New Yawks Greenwich Village. The CB750 is da bike of choice. When I ride throrugh the area, I take the Kawasaki.

toycollector10 · « **Reply #46 on:** December 05, 2005, 02:29:08 PM »

Hey guys, have you seen those new condoms that have got the glow in the dark makers name down on the base?

toycollector10 · « **Reply #47 on:** December 05, 2005, 02:30:06 PM »

No?? ...Jeez, you can't be getting them on far enough then...

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