Be prepared Jim, mine's on the way (by Jumbo jet)
Mate, I hope she is coming by Jumbo for speeds sake, not due to her size? 
Hey Jimmy, I hope you don't mind, but seeing that you've been such a gent looking after Wendy, my mother-in-law is inbound your loc as I type this, she says it'll only be for a little while, just until they've finished renovating her house? I hope this isn't too much of an impost Jimmy?
Thanks again mate, she's 73 and can be a little "difficult",so it was a great relief for me that you've made the offer, it would have been a pretty trying time for me and my two sons if we had to share the house with "Grandma", her constant incontinence and flatulance can be somewhat disturbing, particularly at mealtimes? Speaking of meals mate, she seems to really enjoy pea and cabbage soup, and baked beans?
Anyway, I really appreciate this mate, so if you're happy, there's absolutely no hurry to send either of them back mate, my secretary has been over a couple of times since Wendy left and has been most helpful, she's cleaned the house up, cooked me a couple of really nice meals, and even found the remote, God knows how it found it's way under the bed? Thanks again Jimmy, you're a great mate! Here's a pic of my secretary, she's not all that efficient in the office, but very sincere, and I just don't have the heart to let her go?. Cheers, Terry.
