her highness went to get a few things at the piggly wiggly and as she drove out i went next door and enlisted my neighbors help in getting me into the giant trashcan on wheels that the city provides. we put it right next to the sidewalk so she'd be sure to have to walk past it. i climbed in and put on my richard nixon mask and my rainbow afro wig and waited.
i heard the car drive up, the door opened and shut then i heard footsteps..........at the proper moment i jumped up, popping the lid off and screamed. the wife dropped everything she was carrying, started to yell at me but i was laughing so hard i tipped the damn can over. i couldnt get up i was so out of breath. it was mean but when i told her why i did it, she said ok we're even. i hope you can sleep with one eye open
whatever she does to me, it was worth it! i havent laughed so hard in years! i feel almost like i seperated a rib from laughing so hard
