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Offline Hush

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Old lion hunter
« on: August 17, 2009, 12:44:45 AM »
A reporter was sent to interview an elderly retired big game hunter in a retirement village.
"So what was your most frightening moment"? the reporter asked.
"Well I was hunting down a rouge lion, it had killed and eaten 20 railway workers already". the old boy began to tell his tale.
"I tracked the bugger down a norrow track and just as I was loading my rifle he charged me and let out a terrible roar, he went ROOOAAARRRWWW, I #$%* my self"!
"Well anybody would when faced by such a beast". The reporter comforted the old guy.
"No" said the old hunter "just then when I made that noise"! ;D :D

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I think the thing I most like about motorcycling is the speed at which my brain must process information at to avoid the numb skulls who are eating pies, playing the ukulele, applying make-up etc in the comfort of their airconditioned armchairs as they make random attempts to kill me!!!!!!!

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Re: Old lion hunter
« Reply #1 on: August 17, 2009, 04:14:45 AM »
Hush, you bastid, you almost got me the sack ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Old lion hunter
« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2009, 10:25:18 AM »
I... don't get it?  ???
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Re: Old lion hunter
« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2009, 02:12:54 PM »
Sorry Mlinder, Anglo humour, not as in your face as American, I'll find something to amuse you wait and see. :D
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I think the thing I most like about motorcycling is the speed at which my brain must process information at to avoid the numb skulls who are eating pies, playing the ukulele, applying make-up etc in the comfort of their airconditioned armchairs as they make random attempts to kill me!!!!!!!

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Re: Old lion hunter
« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2009, 10:15:44 AM »
HAHAHAHA, could totally see that happening!

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Re: Old lion hunter
« Reply #5 on: August 23, 2009, 10:27:12 AM »
It's because the old man was wearing lipstick.............  Rogue that he was......
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