Topic: Pierre, the French Paratrooper

[Terry in Australia]

Canadian members here, could be French-Canadian.

Or, there could be some members here who are French, and good blokes, who might be offended by our "Anti-French" leanings? My memory is a little hazy, but I think we were all told to hate the French because they didn't want to join the "coalition of the willing" as they thought the war in Iraq was wrong, but since then, we've all pretty much conceded that the war in Iraq is wrong, so do we still hate them? Hmmmnnnnn.............  

[ic455]

Canadian members here, could be French-Canadian.

Or, there could be some members here who are French, and good blokes, who might be offended by our "Anti-French" leanings? My memory is a little hazy, but I think we were all told to hate the French because they didn't want to join the "coalition of the willing" as they thought the war in Iraq was wrong, but since then, we've all pretty much conceded that the war in Iraq is wrong, so do we still hate them? Hmmmnnnnn............. 

I was only warning Richard against the French-Canadians because they're a rowdy bunch, whereas our French brethren are quite diplomatic and very well behaved.

[Rsnip988]

I dont hate French people, (although i do find the language funny sometimes)

at first i followed the anti-French crap until i realized they were right about the qar going to crap, so i changed my mind

RKS

[ic455]

I quite enjoy French women

[Rsnip988]

even with the untrimmed body hair?


RKS

[ic455]

even with the untrimmed body hair?


RKS

yeah, why not?  sometimes a man needs a little adventure!  it's really fun to have to hunt down the kitty before you can stab it

[Rsnip988]

hmmm I guess so but the leg hair rubbing your back would feel odd wouldnt it?


RKS

[Terry in Australia]

hmmm I guess so but the leg hair rubbing your back would feel odd wouldnt it?


RKS

I think you'd be more worried about chest hair rubbing against your back, ha ha!

[Rsnip988]

Yes Terry but we were talking about French women not shaving this time,

try to keep up
 

RKS

[ic455]

Yes Terry but we were talking about French women not shaving this time,

try to keep up
 

RKS

To remedy the chest hair problem, just have the guy shave his chest.....if he really loves ya, he'll do it!

[Rsnip988]

yuck


RKS

[firecracker]

For what it's worth, women shaving only came into vogue in America inthe last hundred years or so.  Don't get me wrong, I like the clean look (and smell - hair can be a breeding ground for smelly bacteria).  Still, don't knock another culture's attitudes without "walking a mile..." or at least doing some study.

FYI - Don't mean to come down on you Richard - enough others doing that already    I'm just attacking the topic.

This isn't the only reason, but bear with me and read this:  When soldiers discovered the ease of safety razors, they stopped using straight-razors (d*mn shame).  Birth of a new market.  MONEY!!!  Then, manufacturers discovered they could double their market by selling to women.  Suddenly you were "dirty" if you didn't shave.  SOOOO  people started buying a product because they were convinced they "needed" it.  Thus the birth of a new wave of sheeple.

Doesn't matter anymore.  It's the NORM now, and you're a freak if you don't shave these days.   Gotta love effective marketing...

Watch out guys, next thing you know, you're gonna be a freak if you don't shave...  well, let's not go there.        See American Pie: The Wedding for a glimpse of the future...

[burmashave]

No more hairy French women jokes?  How about gay jokes?  Are they out of bounds?  I pray that Harley riders never get to be a protected class.  If they were protected, it'd kill our monthly anti-Harley thread.     

And sheeple or not, I won't walk a mile in a French woman's shoes just to get a razor.  I mean, the pain would be exruciating, and I'm no good in high heels anyway.

[firecracker]

Wow!  Did I come across as the PC police?  I must have really had something up my A$$.  Sorry.  I really don't care.  Guess I just like to argue/debate and sometimes don't re-read my posts before submitting.

Please make all the jokes you want.  Nothing is off-limits for me.  BTW, had a French intern at the Chamber of Commerce a few years ago.  Don't know if she shaved, but let me tell you, those shoes do great things for their calves.  <wolf whistle>   

[burmashave]

Ooooooops, it seems my spidey sense was a bit off the mark.  Sorry.   


Now, can I have my safety razor back?  Please!?   

[Rsnip988]

For what it's worth, women shaving only came into vogue in America inthe last hundred years or so.  Don't get me wrong, I like the clean look (and smell - hair can be a breeding ground for smelly bacteria).  Still, don't knock another culture's attitudes without "walking a mile..." or at least doing some study.

FYI - Don't mean to come down on you Richard - enough others doing that already    I'm just attacking the topic.

This isn't the only reason, but bear with me and read this:  When soldiers discovered the ease of safety razors, they stopped using straight-razors (d*mn shame).  Birth of a new market.  MONEY!!!  Then, manufacturers discovered they could double their market by selling to women.  Suddenly you were "dirty" if you didn't shave.  SOOOO  people started buying a product because they were convinced they "needed" it.  Thus the birth of a new wave of sheeple.

Doesn't matter anymore.  It's the NORM now, and you're a freak if you don't shave these days.   Gotta love effective marketing...

Watch out guys, next thing you know, you're gonna be a freak if you don't shave...  well, let's not go there.        See American Pie: The Wedding for a glimpse of the future...

I wasnt knocking their culture, i just dont want a pair of hairy legs wrapped around me,


RKS

[firecracker]

I wasnt knocking their culture, i just dont want a pair of hairy legs wrapped around me,


RKS

Then stay away from your wife in the winter!      If they aren't showing their legs, you still think they're shaving them      


RKS, hope you know we're just messing with you.  If marriage was rally that bad, I wouldn't still be married.


But they really don't shave much in the winter.   

[ic455]

I wasnt knocking their culture, i just dont want a pair of hairy legs wrapped around me,


RKS

Then stay away from your wife in the winter!      If they aren't showing their legs, you still think they're shaving them      


RKS, hope you know we're just messing with you.  If marriage was rally that bad, I wouldn't still be married.


But they really don't shave much in the winter.   

I can also vouch for that one

[Ebrandon]

I wasnt knocking their culture, i just dont want a pair of hairy legs wrapped around me,


RKS

Then stay away from your wife in the winter!      If they aren't showing their legs, you still think they're shaving them      


RKS, hope you know we're just messing with you.  If marriage was rally that bad, I wouldn't still be married.


But they really don't shave much in the winter.   

I can also vouch for that one

Sorry man, they're right....

[Rsnip988]

I think i can overlook the hair if she decides not to shave


RKS

[pete75]

It's 1917 and Pierre, A brave french pilot takes his girlfriend Marie out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Siene. It’s a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says “Pierre kiss me”

Pierre grabs a bottle of Claret and splashes it on Marie’s ruby red lips. “whats are you doing, Pierre?” says the startled Marie.

“I am Pierre the french fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine”

She smiles and they start kissing, Things begin to heat up and says says “Pierre kiss me lower”.

Our hero tears open her blouse, grabs a bottle of Chablis and pours it on her breasts, “Pierre, What are you doing now?” asks the bewildered Marie.

“I am Pierre the french fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I have white wine”. She giggles and they continue their passionate interlude, and things really steam up.

Marie leans close to his ear and whispers “Pierre, Kiss me much lower”

Pierre rips of her underwear, Grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it into her lap, He then strikes a match and sets the Cognac on fire.

Marie shrieks and runs into the River Seine, Standing waist deep Marie throws her hands into the air and screams “Pierre, WHAT THE F%^k DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?”

Our hero stands and says defiantley “I am Pierre the famous french fighter pilot! When I go down, I go down in flames.

[mrbreeze]

Oh YEAH!!!!

[Rsnip988]

hahaha  thats Great


RKS

[Terry in Australia]

It's 1917 and Pierre, A brave french pilot takes his girlfriend Marie out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Siene. It’s a beautiful day and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says “Pierre kiss me”

Pierre grabs a bottle of Claret and splashes it on Marie’s ruby red lips. “whats are you doing, Pierre?” says the startled Marie.

“I am Pierre the french fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine”

She smiles and they start kissing, Things begin to heat up and says says “Pierre kiss me lower”.

Our hero tears open her blouse, grabs a bottle of Chablis and pours it on her breasts, “Pierre, What are you doing now?” asks the bewildered Marie.

“I am Pierre the french fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I have white wine”. She giggles and they continue their passionate interlude, and things really steam up.

Marie leans close to his ear and whispers “Pierre, Kiss me much lower”

Pierre rips of her underwear, Grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it into her lap, He then strikes a match and sets the Cognac on fire.

Marie shrieks and runs into the River Seine, Standing waist deep Marie throws her hands into the air and screams “Pierre, WHAT THE F%^k DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?”

Our hero stands and says defiantley “I am Pierre the famous french fighter pilot! When I go down, I go down in flames.

Hey start yer own "Pierre" thread, ya bloody threadnapper! Ha ha, well done Pete, very funny! 

[Rsnip988]

terry you're just jealous