You dudes are crackin' old Fred up tonite!! I thought of a good old joke I'd like to share....
A guy is sittin' at the bar and calls to the barkeep... Hey!.. I'll bet ya' 50 bucks I can bite my right eye.The bartender looks at him and says" You can't reach your eye with your mouth,your on.The guy pulls a glass eye out of his right eye socket and bites it.Everyone watching is laughing their asses off as the bartender hands over the 50 spot.Then the dude says"I'll bet you 50 more I can bite my left eye also. The bartender looks him over real close and then thinks to himself... Hey this guy walked in here OK... he ain't blind or anything....OK! you're on! The dude whips false teeth out of his mouth and bites his left eye with them.Now the bartender is pissed as he starts to give the dude another 50 bucks.The dude says "Hey man, it's cool...I'll give you a chance to win all your money back.You set a shot glass here on the bar and I'll go all the way to your front door and piss into it. The bartender looks and judging it to be about 10 yards away says "OK,You're on!" The dude goes to the door,whips it out and starts peeing all over tables, customers, not getting anywhere near the shot glass or the bar.The bartender is all jazzed and comes over beaming..."OK,you owe me my $100 back. The dude says that's cool.... I just bet that guy down at the end of the bar $500 that I would piss all over your bar and you would laugh about it.
