Got another one
John Madden, the sports announcer, was in Buffalo to announce a
>>football game one weekend when he noticed a special telephone near the
>>Bills bench. He asked Drew Bledsoe what it was used for and was told
it was a hotline to God. John asked if he could use it. Drew told him,
>>"Sure, but it will cost you $200." John scratched his head, then
>>thought, what the heck, I could use some help picking games. He pulled
>>out his wallet and paid $200. John's picks were perfect that week.
>> The next week John was in Foxboro at Gillette Stadium when he
>>noticed that same kind of phone on the Patriot's bench. He asked what
>>the telephone was for and Tom Brady told him, "It's a hotline to God.
If you want to use it, it will cost you $500." Recalling last week, John
>>pulled out his wallet and made the call. John's picks were perfect
again that week.
>> The next weekend John was in Indianapolis when he noticed the
>>same kind of telephone by the Colts bench. He asked Peyton Manning ,
"Is that the hotline to God?"
>> Peyton said, "Yes, and if you want to use it, it will cost you
>>35 cents."
>> John looked incredulously at Peyton and said, "Wait a second, I
>>just paid $200 in Buffalo and $500 in New England to use the same
phone to God! Why do the Colts only charge 35 cents?"
>> Peyton looked at John and replied, "Because in Indianapolis,
>>it's a local call."
>>
>> GO COLTS!
