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Offline stainy

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Hoover Vacuum and Harley Davidson
« on: August 26, 2009, 06:36:21 PM »
Do you know the difference between a Hoover Vacuum and a Harley Davidson motorcycle ?













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Re: Hoover Vacuum and Harley Davidson
« Reply #1 on: August 26, 2009, 06:50:03 PM »
Also, Hoovers only suck when they're 'on'.

Also, Hoovers are limited in the number of accessories available.
 

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Re: Hoover Vacuum and Harley Davidson
« Reply #2 on: August 27, 2009, 06:52:27 AM »
a HOOVER is made to suck. Harleys just do.

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Re: Hoover Vacuum and Harley Davidson
« Reply #3 on: August 27, 2009, 08:51:25 AM »
Hoovers don't drip oil.
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Re: Hoover Vacuum and Harley Davidson
« Reply #4 on: August 27, 2009, 08:54:51 AM »
Hoovers suck many things besides money out of yer wallet.
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Re: Hoover Vacuum and Harley Davidson
« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2009, 06:33:09 PM »
You can ride a Harley and get 60+ mpg while having fun.

There's a good difference between it and a vacuum cleaner. :D

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Re: Hoover Vacuum and Harley Davidson
« Reply #6 on: September 09, 2009, 02:26:34 PM »
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You can ride a Harley and get 60+ mpg while having fun.
Yeah if it is in the back of a truck! The 60 mpg part come with how fast it leaks gas!

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Re: Hoover Vacuum and Harley Davidson
« Reply #7 on: September 09, 2009, 06:19:38 PM »
Riding a Hoover might do slightly more damage to your bits. :o
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Re: Hoover Vacuum and Harley Davidson
« Reply #8 on: September 10, 2009, 08:22:33 AM »
Maybe.


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Re: Hoover Vacuum and Harley Davidson
« Reply #9 on: September 11, 2009, 04:02:03 PM »
Show me a truck that gets 60 miles per gallon and I'll buy it!!!!
I regularly got 57 mpg on my 1200 Sportster which is over twice the displacement of my CB500 which only gets between 30 and 40 mpg.  Two cylinders being fed by only 1 carburetor must make the fuel efficiency difference.  This is why I have never understood the whole scooters for fuel mileage thing.  You can still look like you have a pair and get great mileage.  Don't get me wrong, I like anything on two wheels, but you kind of look like a weenie on a scooter.  By the way, I still want an old Honda Cub for the GREAT gas mileage.