A executive fact finding commission is visiting one of our prestedious hospitals. As they are walking down the halls, they pass by one room that has a gentleman on his bed whacking off. One of the commission members asks what is going on. The guide/nurse informs them that the gentleman in question had a disease called "blue balls" and that he must relieve the pressure twice a day or his testes might explode. Explanation accepted, the commission moved on. Three rooms down, they came across a room where a gentleman was on his bed and a very lovely young nurse was in the process of giving him a (bj) head job. Of course, the commission members are shocked and want an immediate explanation of why this going on here. The guide/nurse informs them that this gentleman suffers from the same disease as the previous gentleman.......wait for it.........but he has better medical coverage.