Topic: You did what???

[manjisann]

Three nuns are called into the popes office. He sits down and says "Of all our wonderful Sisters, you three exemplify perfection, to the best of the churches knowledge you have never sinned! I have decided that you may each commit one sin and be immediately forgiven, no matter how heighnous." With that he dismissed them. They each thought long and hard about the sin they wanted to commit, and then went and commited it.

A week later the Pope calls them back in one at a time. To the first he asks "Sister, it is time for confession, what have you done" She replied "Forgive me father for I have sinned, I have had carnal knowledge of a man." The pope replied "Sister, this is serious, I want you to go drink some Holy Water and repent."

The second Nun comes in and the Pope asks her what she has done and she said "Forgive me father for I have sinned most terribly, I killed a man in cold blood." The pope replied "Sister, this is indeed most horrible, go drink some Holy Water and repent."

The third nun walks in, and she is pale and wide eyed. The pope says to her "Sister, what sin have you committed" The nun in a shaky voice says "Forgive me father for I have committed the most horrible sin I could think of, it is unforgivable!" The Pope, asked what she had done to which she replied " I pee'd in the Holy Water!"

Brandon

[BeSeeingYou]

I heard a similar one to this many years ago.  It starts out the same but as the first sister goes into confession she says she saw a man fully naked.  The Father tells her to wash out her eyes in holy water.  The second sister goes into confession and says she touched a man's penis.  The Father tells her to wash her hands in holy water.  As the two sisters are following the Father's instruction the third sister comes in and says," move over girls I have to gargle".

[MJL]

A nun comes running into the priest's office and says "Sir, there is a case of syphilis in the convent!"

"Good, i was getting tired of the Chablis."