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Offline Inigo Montoya

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First it was speed racer, now it is speed humping!
« on: September 02, 2009, 08:26:29 AM »
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Re: First it was speed racer, now it is speed humping!
« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2009, 09:14:06 AM »
For some reason I can imagine the Japanese getting HUGE ratings with their TV show...

I never understood the idea of speed dating let alone speed humping. I imagine if I couldn't get a date no matter how hard I tried I might think otherwise. But isn't that all part of natural selection?  :D


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Oh man can you imagine the exposure % to std's? ROFL....
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Re: First it was speed racer, now it is speed humping!
« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2009, 05:45:28 PM »
If it wasn't satire, I'd think it was the sexual version of the shameless post-boost thread.   :D


Let's assume it is real for a moment though.  Can you imagine how fast one's "numbers" would get ramped up?  Sheesh!  And imagine dating someone that had done that for a year or so: 
"So... how many people have you been with?"
"Oh... about 1,500 give or take...." 
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Re: First it was speed racer, now it is speed humping!
« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2009, 05:49:09 PM »
Where was this when I was growing up. Man am I pissed.
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Re: First it was speed racer, now it is speed humping!
« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2009, 06:01:43 PM »
i guess you get rid of the need
then you can relax and enjoy the rest of the night
who do you speed hump with?
do you pay for it?
what the hell do you do for the rest of the night?
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Re: First it was speed racer, now it is speed humping!
« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2009, 06:11:16 PM »
I knew I would be part of the in crowd if I lived long enough!


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Re: First it was speed racer, now it is speed humping!
« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2009, 10:32:46 PM »
Quote from: BobbyR on September 02, 2009, 05:49:09 PM
Where was this when I was growing up. Man am I pissed.

Bobby,

Kinda reminds me of the 70's except there wasn't much need for potection then (at least in my area). Birth control pills and penicillin would damn near take care of everything.
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Re: First it was speed racer, now it is speed humping!
« Reply #7 on: September 03, 2009, 06:59:20 AM »
Quote from: Jerry Rxman Griffin on September 02, 2009, 10:32:46 PM
Quote from: BobbyR on September 02, 2009, 05:49:09 PM
Where was this when I was growing up. Man am I pissed.

Bobby,

Kinda reminds me of the 70's except there wasn't much need for potection then (at least in my area). Birth control pills and penicillin would damn near take care of everything.
Jerry, you are right. It was the same here in NY. City women were not as loose as people would think. When I was stationed in Nevada, it was a whole new World. Hepes came along and ruined a beautiful thing.   
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Re: First it was speed racer, now it is speed humping!
« Reply #8 on: September 03, 2009, 09:32:01 AM »
Well you gotta remember, every disease that came along ruined a beautiful thing, at least until it was cured. These days though too much money can be made on prescriptions.
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Re: First it was speed racer, now it is speed humping!
« Reply #9 on: September 03, 2009, 09:37:08 AM »
Took that pic in Colorado, off 70 at hanging lake.
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Re: First it was speed racer, now it is speed humping!
« Reply #10 on: September 03, 2009, 11:16:55 AM »
Locked. There are a host of other sites more appropriate for this.
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