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How to respond when someone says "You don't know Jack Sh....."
« on: October 30, 2006, 08:05:31 PM »
Warning, double entendres within. No impressionable viewers, please.

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Re: How to respond when someone says "You don't know Jack Sh....."
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Re: How to respond when someone says "You don't know Jack Sh....."
« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2006, 09:53:55 AM »
Inbreeders!  Notice when a couple gets married, they already had the same last name?
A family tree with no branches...no schitt!

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Re: How to respond when someone says "You don't know Jack Sh....."
« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2006, 08:32:34 PM »
Like George Carlin sez........I don't know weather to #$%* or wind my watch.....guess I'll #$%* on my watch!!! ;D
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Re: How to respond when someone says "You don't know Jack Sh....."
« Reply #4 on: October 31, 2006, 08:58:14 PM »
Inbreeders!  Notice when a couple gets married, they already had the same last name?
A family tree with no branches...no schitt!

Clearly you've never visited the South....around here it's mandatory that one lose one's virginity to either their cousin or sister. ;)

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Re: How to respond when someone says "You don't know Jack Sh....."
« Reply #5 on: November 01, 2006, 01:02:07 AM »
I guess I missed the memo IC455, or does NC technically not count as the south?

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Re: How to respond when someone says "You don't know Jack Sh....."
« Reply #6 on: November 01, 2006, 08:56:32 PM »
I guess I missed the memo IC455, or does NC technically not count as the south?

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Oh, it's the South......Some of the more "modern" southerners don't abide by the old ways.  The "new" way is a little more disturbing......I'll start you off, though, since it's only proper:

You got a pretty mouth, boy.

 ;) ;) ;)

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Re: How to respond when someone says "You don't know Jack Sh....."
« Reply #7 on: November 01, 2006, 11:16:20 PM »
Hmmmm   IC  you have had a LOT of Gay references lately, no wonder you like following me around so much...


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Re: How to respond when someone says "You don't know Jack Sh....."
« Reply #8 on: November 01, 2006, 11:32:24 PM »
Hmmmm   IC  you have had a LOT of Gay references lately, no wonder you like following me around so much...


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Nope,nope,nope!  Only gay if there is kissing involved.....remember the mountain man thread.....

Nothin' gay about breaking another man down like a shotgun, iff'n you is in tha Carolina (or North GA) mountains ;)

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Re: How to respond when someone says "You don't know Jack Sh....."
« Reply #9 on: November 01, 2006, 11:34:24 PM »
 I'd beg to differ, any guy that likes taking things in his bum seems a little queer to me, no offense to any butt pirates out there, it just creeps me out


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Re: How to respond when someone says "You don't know Jack Sh....."
« Reply #10 on: November 01, 2006, 11:37:54 PM »
I'd beg to differ, any guy that likes taking things in his bum seems a little queer to me, no offense to any butt pirates out there, it just creeps me out


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I didn't say anything about taking it up the tailpipe

but, then, it's like I always say: "It don't matter whether you're pitchin' or catchin', you're still in the damn game"


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Re: How to respond when someone says "You don't know Jack Sh....."
« Reply #11 on: November 02, 2006, 12:16:45 AM »
I can agree with that last bit

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Re: How to respond when someone says "You don't know Jack Sh....."
« Reply #12 on: November 02, 2006, 02:49:31 AM »
So, where exactly is this thread headed?
We'll all be someone else's PO some day.

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Re: How to respond when someone says "You don't know Jack Sh....."
« Reply #13 on: November 02, 2006, 02:59:58 AM »
to the delete bin?

Bob the man trying to hold us down...   ;D ;D  just kidding

it did rather go down the crapper didnt it?  IC and I kill a lot of posts for some reason



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