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iandux

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Old Joke for Xmas
« on: December 05, 2005, 10:25:53 AM »
Two snowmen stood in a field.

One looks at the other and says.......

Can you smell carrots?


Sorry!
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Offline skamania19

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Re: Old Joke for Xmas
« Reply #1 on: December 05, 2005, 12:20:40 PM »
Well, my kids liked it.
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Offline Sam Green Racing

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Re: Old Joke for Xmas
« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2005, 01:55:39 PM »
and the other one said,....."don't be stupid, it's not a real nose"   ;D ;D
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Re: Old Joke for Xmas
« Reply #3 on: December 06, 2005, 03:39:43 AM »
Man, I dont get it, like, how do snowmen hear?
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Re: Old Joke for Xmas
« Reply #4 on: December 06, 2005, 03:58:23 AM »
They're telepathic. I thought everyone knew that.  ;D
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Re: Old Joke for Xmas
« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2005, 10:12:09 PM »
I did'nt ;D
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Re: Old Joke for Xmas
« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2005, 01:58:09 PM »
What I want to know is, do snowmen ride sohc/4 icicles?
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Re: Old Joke for Xmas
« Reply #7 on: December 11, 2005, 02:39:15 PM »
Quote from: skamania19 on December 11, 2005, 01:58:09 PM
What I want to know is, do snowmen ride sohc/4 icicles?

too much heat from the friction and internal combustion. :'(  They'd end up there own puddle.

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Re: Old Joke for Xmas
« Reply #8 on: October 27, 2006, 11:43:43 PM »
it could be  cold fusion Sohc 4?

 (as if anyonje can develop that in reality, then again making them into motorcycles for fictional living snowmen is a little out there too so what the heck)


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Re: Old Joke for Xmas
« Reply #9 on: October 28, 2006, 12:29:11 PM »
  :D  :D

The old ones are the best ones

Here is another.

Whats the difference between snowmen and snowomen?

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Re: Old Joke for Xmas
« Reply #10 on: October 29, 2006, 01:06:09 AM »
Quote from: GeoffT on October 28, 2006, 12:29:11 PM
Whats the difference between snowmen and snowomen?

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Re: Old Joke for Xmas
« Reply #11 on: October 29, 2006, 01:28:46 AM »
 :) Come on folks its an easy answer.  Someone must have heard it before  ::)
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Re: Old Joke for Xmas
« Reply #12 on: October 29, 2006, 08:05:16 AM »
Snowomen have more snow?

Snowmen need an extra carrot and two pieces of coal?
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Re: Old Joke for Xmas
« Reply #13 on: October 29, 2006, 08:35:29 AM »
Close :D

But the answer is

Wait for it

SNOWBALLS

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Re: Old Joke for Xmas
« Reply #14 on: November 01, 2006, 01:46:36 PM »
What can you get from both a snowman and a snowwoman??








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Re: Old Joke for Xmas
« Reply #15 on: November 01, 2006, 11:01:30 PM »
Puddles of water?

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