1)
Movie Ratings Explained
G: Nobody gets the girl.
PG: The Good Guy Gets The Girl.
R: The Bad Guy Gets The Girl.
X: Everybody Gets The Girl!
XXX: Everybody gets the girl ... her mother ...and her dog!!
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2)
Teacher to his student:
Give me the opposite of this sentence:
"Children in the dark make mistakes"
Student:
"mistakes in the dark make children"
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3)
Where Are We?
Two English tourists were driving through Wales.
At the town of Llanfairpwillgwyngyllgogerychwyrndobwilliantysillogogoch, they stopped for lunch and one tourist asked the waitress: "Before we order, could you settle an argument for us?"
"Sure", replied the waitress.
"Would you please pronounce where we are...very slowly?"
The waitress leaned over and very slowly said: "Burrrrr-gurrrr-Kinngg."
