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2 X "a guy goes to a doctor"
« on: October 11, 2009, 05:11:01 PM »
Guy: Doctor every time I sneeze, I see beautiful women in the nude for about 20 seconds.

Doctor: Are you taking anything for it?

Guy: Yes, pepper.

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Old lady: Doctor, I'm so deaf I can hardly hear myself cough.

Doctor [Handing old lady a prescription]: This should make things better.

Old lady: Will this make me hear better?

Doctor: No, it will make you cough louder.


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