Guy: Doctor every time I sneeze, I see beautiful women in the nude for about 20 seconds.
Doctor: Are you taking anything for it?
Guy: Yes, pepper.
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Old lady: Doctor, I'm so deaf I can hardly hear myself cough.
Doctor [Handing old lady a prescription]: This should make things better.
Old lady: Will this make me hear better?
Doctor: No, it will make you cough louder.
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