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Offline Inkscars

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Re: How NOT to clean your chain.
« Reply #50 on: October 02, 2009, 07:57:48 AM »
Oh wow. That really, really sucks. If he had my insurance they pay well for fingers. ;D

On a side note, you remember the kid saying that he put nos energy drink in his fuel by mistake?
I went to quik trip yesterday and they had 6 cases of that #$%* open next to the car stuff. I'm sure it was just left there by a stock boy, but i bet ya that's how that happened. shoulda taken a picture.
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Re: How NOT to clean your chain.
« Reply #51 on: October 02, 2009, 12:40:39 PM »
Oh wow. That really, really sucks. If he had my insurance they pay well for fingers. ;D

On a side note, you remember the kid saying that he put nos energy drink in his fuel by mistake?
I went to quik trip yesterday and they had 6 cases of that #$%* open next to the car stuff. I'm sure it was just left there by a stock boy, but i bet ya that's how that happened. shoulda taken a picture.

You don't do that by mistake, you do it by being $%@#ing stupid!

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Re: How NOT to clean your chain.
« Reply #52 on: October 02, 2009, 01:05:49 PM »
I keep hearing references to this story, but never caught the original...what little I've pieced together sounds like pure stupid.

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Re: How NOT to clean your chain.
« Reply #53 on: October 02, 2009, 01:33:58 PM »
I keep hearing references to this story, but never caught the original...what little I've pieced together sounds like pure stupid.

http://www.gixxer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=226570

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Re: How NOT to clean your chain.
« Reply #54 on: October 02, 2009, 03:15:10 PM »
I keep hearing references to this story, but never caught the original...what little I've pieced together sounds like pure stupid.

http://www.gixxer.com/forums/showthread.php?t=226570

have fun :)

my family came running in to see what was wrong.........i was laughing so hard they thought i was in pain or something. if nothing else, i appreciate the guy for his entertainment value.  :D
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Re: How NOT to clean your chain.
« Reply #55 on: October 02, 2009, 05:21:41 PM »
I still like my "Brimmer thread" better, perhaps it's a personal feeling.

Here's a post from another forum about this I thought was worth a read.

"The "NOS Virus" has recently been identified as the single most crippling attack to SkyNet system to date. Little is known of the virus origin, but in 2009 the hacker legend "sti2gsxr" single-handedly hacked a website critically linked to the main internet hub, causing blackouts throughout central Asia and parts of Wisconsin. The site gixxer.com was first introduced to the NOS virus at 3:00pm on 05/19/2009... that's 19/05/2009 to you britts.
The virus is designed to distract global citizens from their daily activities, therefore simply stopping all productivity and development on a global scale.
At this time, there is no known cure for stopping this internet virus, and it has seemed to take on a life of it's own. It has been estimated by webmasters that by the end of 2009, the virus will take over all web pages search engines, and direct all internet traffic to the gixxer.com website. From here, it has been established that hacker legend "sti2gsxr" will simply turn off the internet. When asked why he would ho such a thing... he was sited to say "Omfg noobs. nobody helpz me get my bike to run!" then babbled something off topic about "how could more octane hurt?"
Network analysts are working on a cure, somehow linked to deleting all avatars. While these solutions are tested, it has been recommended by government officials to avoid energy drinks, and use the internet for it's primary functions... searching for porn and playing WOW."

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Re: How NOT to clean your chain.
« Reply #56 on: October 03, 2009, 09:05:10 AM »
 :D :D :D
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Re: How NOT to clean your chain.
« Reply #57 on: October 03, 2009, 02:18:00 PM »
I liked this comment: "Shoulda put in Red Bull instead - it would have given you wings!" ;D
I think the thing I most like about motorcycling is the speed at which my brain must process information at to avoid the numb skulls who are eating pies, playing the ukulele, applying make-up etc in the comfort of their airconditioned armchairs as they make random attempts to kill me!!!!!!!

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Re: How NOT to clean your chain.
« Reply #58 on: October 03, 2009, 05:03:01 PM »
I cringed at the point where he said he "started the bike" and didn't bother to go any further.


I saw a glint of the pic, and proceded to close it.
I knew what was up just from that.


OUCH!>




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Re: How NOT to clean your chain.
« Reply #59 on: October 03, 2009, 05:18:25 PM »