Maybe a repeat, but worth it!
BOB & THE BLONDE
Bob, a handsome dude,
walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm.
He sat down next to a blonde at the bar
and stared up at the TV.
The 10 pm news was coming on.
The news crew was covering the story
of a man on the ledge of a large building
preparing to jump..
The blonde looked at Bob and said,
"Do you think he'll jump?"
Bob said,
"You know, I bet he'll jump."
The blonde replied,
"Well, I bet he won't."
Bob placed a $20 bill on the bar and said,
"You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar,
the guy on the ledge
did a swan dive off the building,
falling to his death.
The blonde was very upset,
but willingly handed her $20 to Bob.
"Fair's fair. Here's your money."
Bob replied,
"I can't take your money.
I saw this earlier on the 5 pm news,
and so I knew he would jump."
The blonde replied,
"I did too,
but didn't think he'd do it again."
Bob took the money...
