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Offline Bob Wessner

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Say Goodbye to Rest Stops :o)
« on: October 04, 2009, 03:27:42 AM »
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Re: Say Goodbye to Rest Stops :o)
« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2009, 03:36:35 AM »
Very interesting. I wonder what happens when you run out of fuel and a cop drives past as you are pissing in your tank..... ;D

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Re: Say Goodbye to Rest Stops :o)
« Reply #2 on: October 04, 2009, 06:12:11 AM »
Quote from: retro rocket on October 04, 2009, 03:36:35 AM
Very interesting. I wonder what happens when you run out of fuel and a cop drives past as you are pissing in your tank..... ;D

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Re: Say Goodbye to Rest Stops :o)
« Reply #3 on: October 04, 2009, 08:05:27 AM »
so if you had a urine powered car that didn't get very good milage it would be called  a  ;What?
hey i smell asparagus
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Re: Say Goodbye to Rest Stops :o)
« Reply #4 on: October 04, 2009, 08:21:57 AM »
Howard Hughes is smiling from his grave over this...  :D
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Re: Say Goodbye to Rest Stops :o)
« Reply #5 on: October 04, 2009, 09:14:48 AM »
After they sort out the high volume production issues, it could use a catchy name for marketing. I think Pee-troleum might be available.  :)

One could have a lot of fun with this one, eh?
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Re: Say Goodbye to Rest Stops :o)
« Reply #6 on: October 04, 2009, 04:01:44 PM »
We have all sorts of service stations in Aus....do you guys have Bee Pee  {BP}.... ;D

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Re: Say Goodbye to Rest Stops :o)
« Reply #7 on: October 04, 2009, 06:20:07 PM »
Quote from: retro rocket on October 04, 2009, 04:01:44 PM
We have all sorts of service stations in Aus....do you guys have Bee Pee  {BP}.... ;D

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Re: Say Goodbye to Rest Stops :o)
« Reply #8 on: October 05, 2009, 01:06:33 AM »
I think I want to get a Whizzer now:P  But seriously, are people just going to have to drop a deuce on the side of the highway while semis blow by at 90?
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Re: Say Goodbye to Rest Stops :o)
« Reply #9 on: October 05, 2009, 01:36:48 AM »
Quote from: mrblasty on October 05, 2009, 01:06:33 AM
I think I want to get a Whizzer now:P  But seriously, are people just going to have to drop a deuce on the side of the highway while semis blow by at 90?


lol a whiz powered whizzer. thanks for the smile
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Re: Say Goodbye to Rest Stops :o)
« Reply #10 on: October 07, 2009, 01:32:36 PM »
i'm storing fuel up right now
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Re: Say Goodbye to Rest Stops :o)
« Reply #11 on: October 07, 2009, 01:38:15 PM »
I wonder if eating asparagus would give you a higher octane?  :D
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Re: Say Goodbye to Rest Stops :o)
« Reply #12 on: October 07, 2009, 02:07:58 PM »
A good excuse for drinking beer, Isn't it true for ever 16 oz of beer ingested you produce 32 oz of whiz?
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Re: Say Goodbye to Rest Stops :o)
« Reply #13 on: October 07, 2009, 03:09:39 PM »
So if they can work out how we can use methane i would have regular upfront and high octane in the rear..... ;D

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« Reply #14 on: October 07, 2009, 07:27:21 PM »
LOL!!!
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Re: Say Goodbye to Rest Stops :o)
« Reply #15 on: October 07, 2009, 08:17:41 PM »
"Pee-troleum" "Bee Pee  {BP}"  "i'm storing fuel up right now"


:D :D :D quit it!! i nearly spilt fuel in my pants!!






at least this is more practical than the bull sperm shampoo.  ::)
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Re: Say Goodbye to Rest Stops :o)
« Reply #16 on: October 07, 2009, 09:32:38 PM »
Quote from: Ecosse on October 07, 2009, 08:17:41 PM
"Pee-troleum" "Bee Pee  {BP}"  "i'm storing fuel up right now"


:D :D :D quit it!! i nearly spilt fuel in my pants!!






at least this is more practical than the bull sperm shampoo.  ::)

Does that qualify as a head job..??..... ;D

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Re: Say Goodbye to Rest Stops :o)
« Reply #17 on: October 07, 2009, 11:20:28 PM »

at least this is more practical than the bull sperm shampoo.  ::)
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You mean there is bull sperm shampoo and nobody bothered to tell me? :-X
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« Reply #18 on: October 08, 2009, 12:15:09 AM »
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Re: Say Goodbye to Rest Stops :o)
« Reply #19 on: October 11, 2009, 12:26:01 AM »
Quote from: retro rocket on October 07, 2009, 03:09:39 PM
So if they can work out how we can use methane i would have regular upfront and high octane in the rear..... ;D

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Re: Say Goodbye to Rest Stops :o)
« Reply #20 on: October 11, 2009, 01:20:00 PM »
Quote from: Ecosse on October 07, 2009, 08:17:41 PM
"Pee-troleum" "Bee Pee  {BP}"  "i'm storing fuel up right now"


:D :D :D quit it!! i nearly spilt fuel in my pants!!






at least this is more practical than the bull sperm shampoo.  ::)

hey, i use cow by-products 2 stroke oil in my weedeater and edger and mini cultivator.
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Re: Say Goodbye to Rest Stops :o)
« Reply #21 on: October 11, 2009, 01:33:40 PM »
This happened to me a couple of weeks ago. I parked in the shopping mall parking lot and couldn't help but notice a strong smell of burnt oil. I mean, burnt cooking oil, like when you are going to fry something, put the pan on the stove and forget about it an the oil gets too hot and burns.


A few steps closer to the mall entrance and I see that rastafari-haired hippie on his VW van, you know the kind, the typical sixties WV hippie van. That's where the smell was coming from.

I've heard many times about farmers using used kitchen oil in their tractors. That was the first time I saw it with my very eyes -and smelled with my very nostrils-.

I don't think I'll give it a try on my Audi though.... :-) neither oil nor pee.

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Re: Say Goodbye to Rest Stops :o)
« Reply #22 on: October 12, 2009, 06:13:24 PM »
I'll have to start stashing some fuel. Hello, cheap transportation!
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