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The Pickle Slicer
« on: October 10, 2009, 12:02:50 PM »
Bob: How's your job at the sandwich shop coming along?

Joe: Awww, I got fired from it.

Bob: Got fired?!?! What happened???

Joe: I stuck my dick into the pickle slicer.

Bob: And they fired you for that?

Joe: Yeah.

Bob: What did they do with the pickle slicer?

Joe: Oh they fired her too.
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Re: The Pickle Slicer
« Reply #1 on: October 10, 2009, 02:12:24 PM »
 ;D ;D
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Re: The Pickle Slicer
« Reply #2 on: October 10, 2009, 02:13:50 PM »
 ;D ;D ;D.......nice

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Re: The Pickle Slicer
« Reply #3 on: October 11, 2009, 06:34:00 AM »
i spit OJ everywhere.........
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