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Should Raul get Easy Cheese with his part shipments

Yes
14 (77.8%)
No
0 (0%)
Hell No
4 (22.2%)

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ElCheapo

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Re: Should Raul get Easy Cheese with his part shipments
« Reply #25 on: December 18, 2005, 07:29:54 PM »
It all in good fun..... ElCheapo the international contraband dealer  ;D

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Re: Should Raul get Easy Cheese with his part shipments
« Reply #26 on: December 19, 2005, 02:39:01 AM »
Terry in OZ if you voted yes then Raul is getting your can of ECĀ  ;)

Those other guys are too soft Tom, there's a principle here. I sent Raul a small tube of Vegemite like a year ago and he hasn't done more than dabbed a spec on his tongue, the big girlie, yet between you and Mike (that's Mike, dammit!) you sent me 32 ounces of EC, and i've eaten the whole damn consignment in one sitting (well two sittings actually, if you've read my other posts about the "blockage) and am hanging out for more!

Now I am in no position to say whether or not you should afford Raul the hidden delights of liquified cheese in a rattle can, but I for one, would hate to see it wasted, to end up in his kitchen drawer, gathering dust like my tube of Vegemite, cast aside by the indecision of someone so devoid of testicular fortitude that he could not bear to properly taste the dark pleasures of this mysterious land? BLASPHEMY! However............ there is one simple solution, if you will all indulge me?

Yes my friends, I propose a task, nay, a QUEST! Before Tom weakens from his original resolve (let's not forget that Tom is an ex Marine Sniper, and therefore, belongs to that spercial group of people to whom integrity is more highly prized than mere money or material gain) of denying raul the yellow pleasures of EC, Raul must prove his worthiness by CONSUMING THE ENTIRE CONTENTS OF THE TUBE OF VEGEMITE, IN ONE SITTING!

That's right folks, THE ENTIRE TUBE! I believe that if Raul actually survives this ritual, then the little feller has proved that he is worthy, and deserves to lose his EC virginity! What say you all? As there aren't too many (if any) other Spanish SOHC-ers here, he'll have to do it on an "honesty" basis (and I'm sure he's already stated elsewhere that he is a man of integrity) and being somewhat computer literate, I believe that Raul should film himself sucking out the contents out of the tube of vegemite, (and swallowing it of course) and posting the footage here on this site!

Whattya reckon men, fair? There's a lot at stake here, there's Tom battling with his apparent weakening of the resolve that was forged in battle as one of "America's finest", only swaying because he is committed to helping other SOHC-ers, like the "Mother Teresa of used bike parts" that he is, and on the other hand Raul, a Spaniard who has occasionally disappointed us with his silly bet that cost him one testicle, then the purchase and attempted restoration of a CB350 TWIN which as we all know was never any more than an entry level commuter, and not worthy of our attention, then after being rewarded with the Aussie equivalent of the Holy Grail, supposedlu pokes his tongue into the end of the tube and immediately hides it in a dusty drawer?

I believe that this is a fair and honorable challenge, which will once and for all prove Rauls worth. If he is prepared to step up to the plate and work for his share of lifes simple pleasures, (American Cheese style) then he deserves it! What do you all think? Yay? or Nay? Cheers, Terry ;D
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Re: Should Raul get Easy Cheese with his part shipments
« Reply #27 on: December 19, 2005, 03:43:10 AM »
How could I refuse the challenge? As a dign heir of the brave Don Quixote, I accept the challenge !!!

Just one thing: I'm very short of time lately, and will be leaving for Christmas, so you will have to wait until new year -furthermore, I would like to be safe and sound to get my Christmas presents-. Cheapo, Let's end our deal, I'll send you the payment and just wait to send me the box.


Terry, keep those posts coming man!!! You should be a politician, what a masterpiece of manipulating other's feeling to make them do what you want. Cheapo, I hope you'll do what you want, and not what a former-threstoned-moustached aussie tells you to do. Are the marines being commanded by foreigners now or what??? HAHAHAHAHA


BUT, I accept the challenge under another condition. If for some unexplainable reason, I end up liking that dark spread called Vegemite, this time Terry will have to send me a full can -smaller size will do-, not a simple sample tube.


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Re: Should Raul get Easy Cheese with his part shipments
« Reply #28 on: December 19, 2005, 06:34:35 AM »
Terry, that Vegemite that Raul has should still be good. Isn't that stuff like Twinkies? Gauranteed safe to eat long after mankind is gone? It could be smeared on as a protective layer against radiation when riding through Chernobyl? Whats more is if you said eat me you would now a tasty treat for the right sicko.

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Re: Should Raul get Easy Cheese with his part shipments
« Reply #29 on: December 19, 2005, 10:42:27 AM »
ROFLMAO

Terry, have you considered a second career as a writer?

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Re: Should Raul get Easy Cheese with his part shipments
« Reply #30 on: December 19, 2005, 09:17:10 PM »
ROFLMAO

Terry, have you considered a second career as a writer?

Thanks Dennis, I'd really like to try something a little different from "The Profession of Arms" after 28 years, trouble is my attention span is only good for maybe a dozen paragraphs, so unless I start writing messages for greeting cards, I think I'll have to stick to my day job, and annoying you guys, ha ha! Cheers, Terry. ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Re: Should Raul get Easy Cheese with his part shipments
« Reply #31 on: December 19, 2005, 09:29:24 PM »
And you do it with such flair ;D ;D ;D
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Re: Should Raul get Easy Cheese with his part shipments
« Reply #32 on: December 19, 2005, 09:37:27 PM »
And you do it with such flair ;D ;D ;D

Geez Sam, what time is it there? ???
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Re: Should Raul get Easy Cheese with his part shipments
« Reply #33 on: December 19, 2005, 10:22:55 PM »
It was just before 6am Tuesday morning when I posted, don't forget I work 12 hour nights. :(
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Re: Should Raul get Easy Cheese with his part shipments
« Reply #34 on: December 19, 2005, 10:25:59 PM »
It was just before 6am Tuesday morning when I posted, don't forget I work 12 hour nights. :(

Fair one mate, 12 hour nights? Geez, reminds me of Charles Dickins! Do you have enough coal in your brazier? ha ha, Cheers, Terry.  ;D
I was feeling sorry for myself because I couldn't afford new bike boots, until I met a man with no legs.

So I said, "Hey mate, you haven't got any bike boots you don't need, do you?"

"Crazy is a very misunderstood term, it's a fine line that some of us can lean over and still keep our balance" (thanks RB550Four)

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Re: Should Raul get Easy Cheese with his part shipments
« Reply #35 on: December 22, 2005, 10:54:13 AM »
Raul has done the respectable thing about the EC. He is declining the EC for now until after his littleone is born. He said that it would be no fun to do the EC consumption unless he could post the pics for all to see. So I say after Raul becomes dad all over again someone ship him a can of EC.  ;D

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Re: Should Raul get Easy Cheese with his part shipments
« Reply #36 on: December 22, 2005, 11:07:26 AM »
Well those hasn't been exactly my words but let's leave it like that...


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Re: Should Raul get Easy Cheese with his part shipments
« Reply #37 on: December 22, 2005, 11:11:01 AM »
OK ;D

BTW that tube of Vegemite looks monsterous in your avatar. Are you gonna eat that whole bugger yourself?

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Re: Should Raul get Easy Cheese with his part shipments
« Reply #38 on: December 22, 2005, 05:51:13 PM »
HAHAHAHAHA. forget about it, don't want Terry to get upset... ;-)


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