> Subject: FW: Best Come Back Line Ever
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> Police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22-year-old white
> male, in a pumpkin patch, at 11:38 p.m. on Friday
> night.
>
> On Monday, at the Gwinnett County (GA)
> courthouse, Lawrence was charged with lewd and
> lascivious behavior, public indecency, and
> public intoxication.
>
> The suspect explained that as he was passing
> a pumpkin patch on his way home from a heavy
> drinking session when he decided to stop. 'You know
> how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there
> was no one around for miles or at least I thought
> there wasn't anyone around,' he stated in a
> telephone interview.
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>
> Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the
> side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt
> was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it,
> and proceeded to satisfy his alleged need. 'Guess
> I was really into it, you know?' he commented with
> evident embarrassment. In the process of doing the
> deed, Lawrence failed to notice an
> approaching police car and was unaware of his
> audience until Officer Brenda Taylor approached him.
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> 'It was an unusual situation, that's for sure,'
> said Officer Taylor. 'I walked up to Lawrence and
> he's just banging away at this pumpkin.'
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> Officer Taylor went on to describe what
> happened when she approached Lawrence . 'I said,
> 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're
> having sex with a pumpkin? He froze and was clearly
> very surprised that I was there, and then he looked
> me straight in the face and said...
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>
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> "A pumpkin? #$%* .... is it midnight already?"'
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>
> This was in the Washington Post...the title of the
> article was 'Best Come Back Line Ever.'
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