While working away diligently cleaning up K2 parts in my shed the other evening I realised how fortunate I was to have my beer fridge only 800mm (2'8' for those who refused to change) from the end of my work bench - a great improvement from waiting till the ad breaks to get the missus to bring another one, which reminds me of a true story......................
A man goes to a party and has too much too drink. His friends plead with him to let them take him home. He says no- he only lives a mile (1.6 k's for those who did change) away. About 5 blocks from the party the police pull him over for weaving and ask him to get out of the car, and walk the line. Just as he starts the police radio blares out a notice of a robbery taking place a block away. The police tell him to stay put, they'll be right back - and they run down the street to the robbery. The guy waits and waits and finally decides to drive home. When he gets there he tells his wife he is going to bed, and to tell anyone who might come looking for him that he has the flu and has been in bed all day. A few hours later the police knock on the door. They ask if Mr X lives there and his wife says yes. They ask to see him and she replies that he is in bed with the flu and has been there all day. The police have his drivers licence. They ask to see his car and she asks why. They insist on seeing his car, so she takes them to the garage and opens the door, where they find the police car, lights still flashing.
Cheers
