A foursome of men are waiting for a foursome of women to tee off.
The ladies are taking their time.
The final lady hits her ball & whacks it ten feet. She goes over & hacks it another ten feet. Then she hacks it five feet.
She looks at the waiting men & says apologetically "I guess all those f--king lessons I took over winter didn't help.
One of the men responds immediately "you should have taken golf lessons instead"
He didn't even have a chance to duck