Topic: Wait a minute...I might have to...URAL...

[mrblasty]

My Grand paw had a few nazi war trophies from the war, a belt with the a swastika buckle and a Youth knife, both taken from the bodies of the dead.

[heffay]

...but Ural does give you a 2 year unlimited milage warranty...
Buffo The Magnificent

buffo~
put a hundred thousand miles on it in 2 years... we'll all be baffled... and you, will yet again... be magnificent

[cbjunkie]

#$%*in'...

http://www.totalmotorcycle.com/photos/2006models/2006models-Ural-Retro.htm

[superchode]

could always just slap on a velorex sidecar onto a 750...

[Gordon]

could always just slap on a velorex sidecar onto a 750...

And miss out on the excitement of not knowing whether you'll make it home or not?  Where's the fun in that?

[ElCheapo]

I moved once for my wife. My past wife. this is why she is past.  If I had any brains I would have never moved from the Vegas valley area (nice and WARM) and I would be making 80K without getting dirty and breaking fingers in handle bars - Nor would I be in the great white north right now. I did the dumb and ran home to the cold after Texas. ICK. The winter of 95 was the most ridiculous winter I have yet to encounter. I thought I had moved to DAMN Alaska! I hate the cold.

And well URAL sounds too close to urinal.

The cold sucks 

[Buffo]

I am moving for a couple of reasons...first is my wifes father contracted cancer a year or so ago...they are very close and you do not get time back....second is we are trying to have a kid...and my child will not be raised or educated in the Rio Grande Valley...the only thing that gets raised down here are eggplants.   

My wife and I have very good families and I want my kid to be a part of that.

I love to ski and ride snowmobiles. I have a big suburban so I dont have to shovel the drive...

[Bob Wessner]

I have a big suburban so I dont have to shovel the drive...

You're depriving yourself of one of the joys of living in the snow belt. 

[ElCheapo]

You think the driveway belongs to you... just see how long you can go without shoveling. Sort of the same thing as the grass. You think that is your lawn? Just stop cutting it and you will find out quckly 

Anyway good luck with your move.

[Buffo]

Actually in town the city snow blows all the side walks...and no one is made to clear thier drive....you do have to mow your lawn...although I can imagine why someone would want to let their lawn go...

anyway, I pay people to do the landscaping...it is fun to sit outside on a real hot day with cocktails and watch them toil...

My friends and I make bets on which lawnboy will need a break first, who will be the first to give us dirty looks, who is the first to complain about getting squirted with the hose. (I give the 2 neighbor kids $5 each to run around with their hose and squirt them in the face) and which one will be the first to call "the boss".

last year I had the little girl accross the street give them free lemonade from her little stand...I made a whole pitcher with no sugar and 1/2 lemon juice and 1/2 water and gave it to her to give to just them...It was her first lemonade stand and I hope she does it this year too...even she laughed her ass off...

Buffo

[Sam Green Racing]

You are a sadistic b*****d Donald

[Buffo]

 

[Sam Green Racing]

 

[heffay]

Actually in town the city snow blows all the side walks...and no one is made to clear thier drive....you do have to mow your lawn...although I can imagine why someone would want to let their lawn go...

anyway, I pay people to do the landscaping...it is fun to sit outside on a real hot day with cocktails and watch them toil...

My friends and I make bets on which lawnboy will need a break first, who will be the first to give us dirty looks, who is the first to complain about getting squirted with the hose. (I give the 2 neighbor kids $5 each to run around with their hose and squirt them in the face) and which one will be the first to call "the boss".

last year I had the little girl accross the street give them free lemonade from her little stand...I made a whole pitcher with no sugar and 1/2 lemon juice and 1/2 water and gave it to her to give to just them...It was her first lemonade stand and I hope she does it this year too...even she laughed her ass off...

Buffo

funny thing is... if these guys know how to manage their business... they make a killing.  i was 16, a senior in highschool and made over 30 grand in 7 months mowing lawns and doing landscaping.  moral... they probably don't really give a rats ass what you do buffo.

but, now i kinda understand why you're crazy enough to want a ural... 

[Sam Green Racing]

Hef,...i've only told him about three thousand times how crap they are  ......nice to be rich enough to be able to waste a few grand.

[Buffo]

I dont hire the school kids...I hire a real land scaping firm...who may or may not hire school kids...but they are employees making like 5 or 6 bucks an hour...they care.