From my buddy Dave. I gotta blame him.
A crusty old man walks into the local church and says to the secretary, "I
> would like to join this damn church."
>
>
>
> The astonished woman replies, "I beg your pardon, sir. I must have
> misunderstood you. What did you say?"
>
> "Listen up, dammit! I said I want to join this damn church!"
>
> "I'm very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this
> church."
>
> The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor's study to inform him
> of her situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to
> listen to that kind of language.
>
> They both return to her office and the pastor asks the old geezer, "Sir,
> what seems to be the problem here?"
>
> "There is no damn problem," the man says. "I just won 200 million bucks in
> the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get rid of some of
> this damn money."
>
> "I see," says the pastor. "And is this #$%* giving you a hard time?"
>
