Not like Terry's true stories, this one actually is true:
It happened when I had my XJR 1300, and I was only reminded of this when I saw a Reliant Robin(Mr Bean) car yesterday.
I was travelling on the A30 in Surrey near Wentworth, the famous golf course. I was doing about 60 mph when a Reliant Robin came tearing by me crossing the white line and just getting back on to my side of the road before a crossing island in the middle of the road. The Robin actually went up on 2 wheels, slid a bit, but then he gunned it and he was gone. I was so shocked that I did not have time to give him a friendly single digit wave!!
He was driving the car as if he had stolen it. but why would you steal one of these??