The Royal Stables
The Queen of England was showing the Archbishop of Canterbury around the Royal Stables when one of the stallions close by broke wind so loudly it couldn't be ignored.
"Oh dear," said the Queen. "How embarrassing. I'm frightfully sorry about that."
"It's quite understandable," said the archbishop and - after a moment - added, "As a matter of fact, until you spoke up, I thought it was the horse."